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'''The Crimbo Town Toy Factory''' is located in [[Crimbo Town (2011)|Crimbo Town 2011]] at [[The Big Mountains]]. Adventurers can exchange [[Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home#Crimbo 2011|Candy Credits]] for Crimbo gifts to be delivered to the recipient of their choosing or given to the needy.
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'''The Crimbo Town Toy Factory''' was located in [[Crimbo Town (2011)|Crimbo Town 2011]] at [[The Big Mountains]]. Adventurers can exchange [[Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2011)|Candy Credits]] for Crimbo gifts to be delivered to the recipient of their choosing or given to the needy.
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| valign="top" | [[image:elf_raconteur.gif|Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy]]
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|'''Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy:'''<p><b></b></p><p>Hey. Hey, quotid! Hey. Have you, listen. Have you, have you got any candy credits? If, you know, if you have any, listen. If you have some candy credits you wanna trade in, I can fix you up real nice. You fix us up, we fix you up, right? You can, listen. You can buy presents with candy credits, you can buy 'em for your friends or, listen. You can buy 'em for the needy. You can't, you know, you can't buy 'em for yourself, though. They're presents. Now, you got candy credits? Quotid, did you trade us in some candy? 'Cause, listen. 'Cause we need that candy.</p>
|'''Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy:'''<p><b></b></p><p>Hey. Hey, quotid! Hey. Have you, listen. Have you, have you got any candy credits? If, you know, if you have any, listen. If you have some candy credits you wanna trade in, I can fix you up real nice. You fix us up, we fix you up, right? You can, listen. You can buy presents with candy credits, you can buy 'em for your friends or, listen. You can buy 'em for the needy. You can't, you know, you can't buy 'em for yourself, though. They're presents. Now, you got candy credits? Quotid, did you trade us in some candy? 'Cause, listen. 'Cause we need that candy.</p>
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{{StoreItem|item=Jackass Plumber home game|price='''1,000'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Jackass Plumber home game|price='''1,000'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Trivial Avocations board game|price='''1,500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Trivial Avocations board game|price='''1,500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Tickle-Me Emilio|price='''2,500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
{{StoreItem|item=Tickle-Me Emilio (hatchling)|price='''2,500'''&nbsp;&nbsp;|currency=Candy Credit|currImage=y}}|| {{button|Send One}}
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'''Trying to send a gift you can't afford''': Your fingers are writing checks that your Crimbo Credit Balance can't cash.
*''When sending a big gift'':
:Good choice, quotid, good choice. My elves will make sure, listen. My elves will make sure that present goes where it's supposed to, okay? Now go trade some more candy. We're dyin' over here.
*''When sending a stocking stuffer'':
:Don't worry, quotid, my elves will, listen. My elves will stuff that stocking just right, okay? Now go get some more, listen. Go get some more candy and trade it in, okay?
*''Trying to send a gift you can't afford'':
:Your fingers are writing checks that your Crimbo Credit Balance can't cash.
*''Attempting to send yourself a gift'':
:You can't send yourself a present.
*''Attempting to send a gift the store doesn't offer'':
:Invalid gift selected. Bah Humbug!
*''Attempting to send a gift to someone that has ignored you'':
:You can't send a gift to that player because you are on his or her ignore list.
*''Attempting to send a big gift to someone who already has one'':
:The factory workers inform you that your intended recipient already has one of those.
 
==Notes==
*When you got a gift from the toy factory, chat and the recent events log would display:
:YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS <AM|PM> - <Player Name> has stuffed your stocking.
:YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS <AM|PM> - <Player Name> has placed a present under the tree for you.
 
==References==
*The word "quotid" is short for [[Wiktionary:quotidian|quotidian]] and is what elves [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=4085747&postcount=1&highlight=quotid call adventurers behind their backs] in the Kingdom.


[[Category:Locations]]
[[Category:Locations]]

Latest revision as of 01:47, 28 April 2025

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.

The Crimbo Town Toy Factory was located in Crimbo Town 2011 at The Big Mountains. Adventurers can exchange Candy Credits for Crimbo gifts to be delivered to the recipient of their choosing or given to the needy.

Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy Naterond Candydistributor, Distributor of Candy:

Hey. Hey, quotid! Hey. Have you, listen. Have you, have you got any candy credits? If, you know, if you have any, listen. If you have some candy credits you wanna trade in, I can fix you up real nice. You fix us up, we fix you up, right? You can, listen. You can buy presents with candy credits, you can buy 'em for your friends or, listen. You can buy 'em for the needy. You can't, you know, you can't buy 'em for yourself, though. They're presents. Now, you got candy credits? Quotid, did you trade us in some candy? 'Cause, listen. 'Cause we need that candy.

Big Gifts
Item: Cost:
Fuzzby 500  
Send One
Jackass Plumber home game 1,000  
Send One
Trivial Avocations board game 1,500  
Send One
Tickle-Me Emilio 2,500  
Send One
Stocking Stuffers
Item: Cost:
pack of pogs 100  
Send Some
jerky coins 50  
Send Some
Go-Wassail 50  
Send Some
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 30  
Send Some
bottle of bubbles 30  
Send Some
wind-up meatcar 30  
Send Some
  • When sending a big gift:
Good choice, quotid, good choice. My elves will make sure, listen. My elves will make sure that present goes where it's supposed to, okay? Now go trade some more candy. We're dyin' over here.
  • When sending a stocking stuffer:
Don't worry, quotid, my elves will, listen. My elves will stuff that stocking just right, okay? Now go get some more, listen. Go get some more candy and trade it in, okay?
  • Trying to send a gift you can't afford:
Your fingers are writing checks that your Crimbo Credit Balance can't cash.
  • Attempting to send yourself a gift:
You can't send yourself a present.
  • Attempting to send a gift the store doesn't offer:
Invalid gift selected. Bah Humbug!
  • Attempting to send a gift to someone that has ignored you:
You can't send a gift to that player because you are on his or her ignore list.
  • Attempting to send a big gift to someone who already has one:
The factory workers inform you that your intended recipient already has one of those.

Notes

  • When you got a gift from the toy factory, chat and the recent events log would display:
YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS <AM|PM> - <Player Name> has stuffed your stocking.
YY/MM/DD HH:MM:SS <AM|PM> - <Player Name> has placed a present under the tree for you.

References

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