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He moves to attack you, but his father interrupts him to tell him how disappointing he is. | He moves to attack you, but his father interrupts him to tell him how disappointing he is. | ||
|critical= | |critical=He pulls out a report card (all Fs) and papercuts your {{part}} with it. {{critical}} {{ouch|10}} | ||
|fumble=He moves to attack you, but his father interrupts him to tell him how disappointing he is}} | |fumble=He moves to attack you, but his father interrupts him to tell him how disappointing he is}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Crimbuccaneer piece of 12|num=1-2|chance=?%}} | {{acquire|item=Crimbuccaneer piece of 12|num=1-2|chance=100%}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Crimbuccaneer breeches|chance=?%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[A Cafe Divided]] | Occurs at [[Abuela's Cottage (Contested)]], [[A Cafe Divided]], [[The Armory Up In Arms]], [[The Bar At War]] and [[The Embattled Factory]] while not wearing either of the [[Crimbuccaneer rigging]] or [[Elf Guard Fatigues]] outfits. | ||
==Notes== | |||
*{{Unwishable}} | |||
Latest revision as of 21:41, 19 June 2025
| Crimbuccaneer military school dropout | |
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| Monster ID | 2405 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer breeches |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer military school dropoutThis is a pirate whose parents made him go to military school because he was too disobedient for a life of crime. It didn't take, though.
Hit Message(s):
He pulls out a handful of knives he stole from the cafeteria and throws them all at you. Several hit you in the <elbow>. Ugh! Oof! Oof! Eek! Ugh!
He pulls out a report card (all Fs) and papercuts your <elbow> with it. Argh! Argh! Oof! Argh! Ow!
He sings an obscene parody of his school's fight song. The dean is scandalized, and so are you! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
He pulls out a report card (all Fs) and papercuts your <elbow> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
A superior officer orders him to attack you, but he[sic] disobedient. The officer should have told him not to attack you, instead.
He pulls out a sandwich he stole from the cafeteria and pauses to eat it. That's against the rules!
He moves to attack you, but his father interrupts him to tell him how disappointing he is.
He moves to attack you, but his father interrupts him to tell him how disappointing he is (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer breeches (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War and The Embattled Factory while not wearing either of the Crimbuccaneer rigging or Elf Guard Fatigues outfits.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
