Mysticality weapons

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Mysticality weapons are unique in that they have a Mysticality requirement and the Double-Fisted Skull Smashing skill does not allow dual-wielding with ranged weapons.

Apart from the requirement, they are functionally the same as melee weapons. If a weapon has no requirement, you can tell it apart by the error message that you get if you try to wield it with a ranged weapon in your offhand.

Name	Damage	Req	Weapon Type	Notes
frying brainpan	23-45	200 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	+40 Damage to Hot Spells Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs Maximum MP +200
Dinsey's pizza cutter	20-40	100 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Part of the Dinsey's Exoskeleton Bonus Spell Damage +50% So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2) Motorized Blade is Good for Twisting
giant shrimp fork	20-40	85 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +20% +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Maximum MP +100
Mjolnir Jr.	20-40	85 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	A custom item given to Thor the Mighty
rusty staff	20-40	85 Mysticality	2-handed staff	Spell Damage +25 +5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
slime-covered staff	20-40	200 Mysticality	2-handed staff	All Spells Cast Are Sleazy Spell Damage +60 Combat Initiative -10%
teflon spatula	20-40	85 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +10% Serious Sleaze Resistance Bonus Spell Damage +40
Windsor Pan of the Source	20-40	60 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro Mysticality +15 Spell Damage +23 +11% chance of Spell Critical Hit Special Attack: Saucemageddon Enables the casting of 20-turn Sauceror buffs Sauceror's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords	20-40	60 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Part of the Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master Mysticality +15 +50% Food Drops From Monsters Combat Initiative +40% Special Attack: Noodles of Fire Pastamancer's Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon
honey dipper	18-35	72 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Part of the Bits o' Honey Mysticality +5% Regenerate 3-7 MP per adventure Spell Damage +15
war tongs	18-36	75 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	+10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells
ancient ice cream scoop	17-34	70 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +20
giant artisanal rice peeler	15-30	60 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +15
keel-haulin' knife	15-30	60 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +17
obsidian nutcracker	15-30	60 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +30%
star spatula	15-30	60 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +15
silver cheese-slicer	14-28	55 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10%
silver paté knife	14-28	55 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	+5% chance of Spell Critical Hit
bastard baster	13-25	47 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +20%
hand-carved staff	13-26	30 Muscle	2-handed staff	Mysticality +10% Spell Damage +10 Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)
oil pan	13-26	47 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Mysticality +10% Enables the casting of 12-turn Sauceror buffs
Jacob's rung	12-24	45 Mysticality	1-handed staff	Maximum MP +15 Spell Damage +15
silver shrimp fork	12-24	45 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +14 Weapon Damage +5 Increased adventures and stats when eating pr0n cocktails
iron pasta spoon	11-22	40 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
candlestick	10-20	None	1-handed wand	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Mysticality +100% This item will disappear at the end of the day
macroplane grater	10-20	35 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10%
oversized pizza cutter	10-20	35 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +13
Periodical Paintbrush	10-20	None	1-handed artsything	A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest All Attributes +0-25% Boost based on Grimace darkness Cannot equip in Hardcore
Staff of Ed (Actually Ed the Undying)	10-20	None	1-handed staff	Quest item Mysticality +25% Spell Damage +25% Regenerate 2-6 MP per adventure +5 Pool Skill
Staff of Fats	10-20	35 Mysticality	2-handed staff	+5 Pool Skill
Staff of Fats (Actually Ed the Undying)	10-20	35 Mysticality	2-handed staff	+5 Pool Skill
wrench	10-20	None	1-handed utensil	Maximum MP +50 Bonus Spell Damage +100% Item will disappear at the end of the day
17-alarm Saucepan	9-18	15 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Mysticality +11 +15 Damage to Hot Spells S' Legendary Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs Bonus for Ss only
Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril	9-18	15 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +11 Combat Initiative +25% Food Drops +10% P's Legendary Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
huge spoon	9-18	30 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
candy stick	8-16	25 Mysticality	1-handed staff	Spell Damage +50% +40% Candy Drops from Monsters
chopsticks	8-15	23 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Combat Initiative +20% Spell Damage +12
clockwork staff	8-16	25 Mysticality	2-handed staff	Spell Damage +10 +15% Chance of Critical Hit Restore 3-24 MP on Critical hit
crystalline reamer	8-15	22 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
Knob Goblin melon baller	8-16	25 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +8
filthy pestle	6-12	15 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +7
5-Alarm Saucepan	5-10	10 Mysticality	1-handed saucepan	Mysticality +7 S' Epic Weapon Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes) Bonus for Ss only
basic meat spork	5-9	7 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Muscle +3 Weapon Damage +3
Pasta Spoon of Peril	5-10	10 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Mysticality +7 Combat Initiative +15% P's Epic Weapon Bonus for Ps only
polyester peeler	5-10	None	1-handed utensil	Part of the Synthetic Suit Spell Damage +20% Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
warbear oil pan	5-10	None	1-handed saucepan	+10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Lets you sling hot grease!
wooden spoon	5-10	10 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +5
ironic battle spoon	4-8	5 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +10
jack flapper	4-7	2 Mysticality	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +5
breadwand	3-5	None	1-handed wand	Bonus Spell Damage +3
cheap plastic bottle opener	3-6	None	1-handed utensil	+2 Sleaze Damage
eggbeater	3-5	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +2
Gnollish slotted spoon	3-5	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +3
Knob Goblin spatula	3-6	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +4
portable corkscrew	3-6	None	1-handed utensil	Weapon Damage +3 Spell Damage +3
rubber spatula	3-5	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +2
shiny butcherknife	3-6	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +5
spork	3-6	None	1-handed utensil	Muscle +2
corn holder	2-4	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +1
Gnollish pie server	2-4	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +3
Knob Goblin tongs	2-4	None	1-handed utensil	Spell Damage +2
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1-2	200 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Sleaze Damage and delevel
pasta spoon	1-2	None	1-handed utensil
saucepan	1-2	None	1-handed saucepan	Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
Spooky Putty snake	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Bonus Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in Spooky Damage
Staff of Blood and Pudding	1-2	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +25% Maximum HP +15 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to steal and restore HP
Staff of Fruit Salad	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +10 Moxie +10 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal some Prismatic damage
Staff of Holiday Sensations	1-2	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Spell Damage +75% +15 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure
Staff of Queso Escusado	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Bonus Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 6-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do Stench Damage May not be equipped in Hardcore
Staff of Simmering Hatred	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Part of the Hateful Habiliment Regenerate 20-30 MP per adventure Reduce enemy defense by 10% Spell Damage +200%
Staff of the All-Steak	1-2	50 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +50% Damage Reduction: 15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Massive Bonus to Item Drops (5 charges left today)
Staff of the Black Kettle	1-2	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +75% Mysticality +10 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Cozy Fish	1-2	85 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Mysticality +15% Spell Damage +150% Makes you a much better diver
Staff of the Cream of the Cream	1-2	50 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item Spell Damage +50% Moxie +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Attune to Monster's Essence
Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1-2	200 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +200% +30 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 20-30 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Cold Damage
Staff of the Electric Range	1-2	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Spell Damage +50% +20 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
Staff of the Grand Flambé	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +150% Superhuman Cold Resistance Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage
Staff of the Grease Trap	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Greasefire	1-2	20 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +35% +10 Damage to Hot Spells +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Hot Damage and Sleaze Damage
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells +5 Smithsness +X Spell Damage (+Spell Damage based on Smithsness)
Staff of the Healthy Breakfast	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +10 Maximum HP +15 +10% Item Drops from Monsters Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Jiggle: Recover Some HP
Staff of the Hearty Dinner	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +10 Damage Reduction: 5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Weaken Bad Guy
Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Stench Damage
Staff of the Light Lunch	1-2	None	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item only in AoJ run Spell Damage +10 Combat Initiative +15% Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure Jiggle: Deal Some Cold Damage
Staff of the Lunch Lady	1-2	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item only in KOLHS run Spell Damage +75% Maximum HP/MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure +25% Food Drops from Monsters
Staff of the Midnight Snack	1-2	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Spooky Damage
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1-2	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +20% +10 Damage to Stench Spells Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Stench Damage
Staff of the Roaring Hearth	1-2	250 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Spell Damage +250% +40 Damage to Hot Spells Regenerate 30-35 MP per adventure
Staff of the Scummy Sink	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells Regenerate 8-10 HP per adventure Slime Hates It
Staff of the Short Order Cook	1-2	15 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +20% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 2-3 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Soupbone	1-2	75 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Bonus Spell Damage +75% Maximum MP +15 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do Spooky Damage
Staff of the Staff of Life	1-2	50 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item in AoJ run Spell Damage +50% Maximum HP +30 Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Regenerate 10-12 HP per adventure Jiggle: Full HP Recovery
Staff of the Standalone Cheese	1-2	50 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Quest item in AoJ run Spell Damage +50% Combat Initiative +30% Regenerate 5-6 MP per adventure Jiggle: Banish opponent for the rest of the day
Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1-2	25 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +25% Mysticality +5 Regenerate 3-4 MP per adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +150% +20 Damage to Cold Spells Regenerate 8-10 MP per Adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do Cold Damage
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1-2	125 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Spell Damage +125% Mysticality +15 Regenerate 7-8 MP per adventure Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
Staff of the Woodfire	1-2	150 Mysticality	1-handed chefstaff	Chefstaves can only be equipped with a special sauce glove (and as a Sauceror), having Spirit of Rigatoni or being an Avatar of Jarlsberg Bonus Spell Damage +100% +10 Mysticality Stat Gains from Fights Regenerate 5-15 MP per adventure Can be jiggled once per combat to do Spooky Damage and Hot Damage

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