Plastic cup of beer

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	When used against a group monster, it appears to always say "it".

plastic cup of beer

If you like your beer like you like your women, and you like your women cheap, skunky, and in a plastic cup, then this is the beer for you.

I'm not even going to comment on the quality of the head on the beer, because this is a family game and you should all grow up.

Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 1
(can also be used in combat)
Selling Price: 10 Meat.

Deals 30-40 Sleaze Damage

(In-game plural: plastic cups of beer)

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Obtained From

Kegger in the Woods

actual orcish frat boy

jailbait orquette

juvenile delinquent orquette

orcish frat wannaboy

orcish juvenile delinquent

totally trashed orquette

Stores

The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (30 Meat)

When Consumed

You drink the beer. It's as delicious as it was costly.

You gain 1 Adventure.

You gain 2−4 Mana Points.

You gain 1 Drunkenness.

When Used

• Against a frat boy at the Kegger in the Woods:

	You hand the cup of beer to the frat boy, feeling slightly guilty about contributing to the delinquency of this particular minor. Then you remember that he was already pretty delinquent to begin with, and your guilt passes. The frat boy wanders off and passes out.

Having dispatched the frat boy, you wander off to a different part of the party.

• Against a jailbait orquette:

	With a slight pang of guilt, you hand the beer to the orquette. "Thanks," she says, with a shy smile. "My name's Patricia. You should call me sometime." She writes her phone number on a scrap of paper and hands it to you.

You acquire an item: orquette's phone number

You wander off to a different part of the party.

• Against a juvenile delinquent orquette:

You figure the minors aren't going to contribute to their own delinquency, so you hand the orquette your cup of beer. "Thanks," she says, fluttering her false eyelashes. "My name's Roseanna. Call me sometime, okay?" She writes her phone number on a piece of paper in cherry lip gloss and hands it to you.

You acquire an item: orquette's phone number

You wander off to a different part of the party.

• Against a totally trashed orquette:

You try to calm down the raging orquette by handing her a cup of beer. "Thanks," she says, in a surprisingly deep voice. "My name's Alexis. Call me sometime, okay?" She writes her number on a slip of paper and stuffs it in your pocket.

You acquire an item: orquette's phone number

You wander off to a different part of the party.

• Against anything else:

	You hurl the cheap beer at <him>, dealing 30-40 damage.

Notes

• If used on a frat boy in the Kegger, banishes that frat boy from the Kegger for 10 turns without spending a turn.

References

• Alexis, Patricia, and Rosanna (not Roseanna) are all members of the Arquette (as opposed to orquette) acting family. See also the individual monster pages.

Collection

• 🥇: Ithanox (#274648) - 8,316
• 🥈: crimsnferret (#1386769) - 2,002
• 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 1,449
• #4: TheSteeze (#2100946) - 1,421
• #5: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,269
• #6: OCULUS (#1616121) - 585
• #7: DarkSpuddle (#1437616) - 337
• #8: Snugglypoo (#198283) - 263
• #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 262
• #10: Noskilz (#246046) - 255

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