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"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"
"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"
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He stabs you in both the {{part}} and the {{part}}. {{ouch|3}}
 
He slices you open from {{part}} to {{part}}. {{ouch|3}}
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{{acquire|item=Master Thief's utility belt|chance=100%}}
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Occurs at [[]].
Occurs at [[The Master Thief's Chalet]].
 
==Notes==
*Can't be hit with regular attacks:
:The Master Thief is way too fast for you to hit with regular attacks.
*Always hits for 20% of your max HP (not affected by damage reduction/absorption).
*Immune to stuns and staggers.
*{{Boss}}
 
==History==
*For a short period of time after Lyle opened his Monorail Station, this boss was fightable as a enemy by choosing to ride the rail, then fight a hippy.

Latest revision as of 00:38, 11 April 2022

Ted Schwartz, Master Thief You're fighting Ted Schwartz, Master Thief

You hold the warrant aloft. "Ted Schwartz?" you say, in as authoritarian a voice as you can muster.

"No! I mean, yes, but... No, I... What is this? Who told you my name"

"Mr. Schwartz, you're under arrest."

"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"

Hit Message(s):

He cuts you from <nipple> to <nipple> with one knife, and from <nipple> to <nipple> with the other. Ow! Ooh! Eek!

He throws one knife at your <nipple> while stabbing you in the <nipple> with the other one. Ooh! Ow! Eek!

He stabs you in both the <nipple> and the <nipple>. Ugh! Eek! Ow!

He slices you open from <nipple> to <nipple>. Eek! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He stabs you in both the <nipple> and the <nipple>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: Master Thief's utility belt (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Master Thief's Chalet.

Notes

  • Can't be hit with regular attacks:
The Master Thief is way too fast for you to hit with regular attacks.
  • Always hits for 20% of your max HP (not affected by damage reduction/absorption).
  • Immune to stuns and staggers.
  • This monster is a boss and cannot be copied or insta-killed by normal means. Bosses are also immune to many other mechanics.

History

  • For a short period of time after Lyle opened his Monorail Station, this boss was fightable as a enemy by choosing to ride the rail, then fight a hippy.