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[[Image:crimborg4.gif|center|Crimborg Nutrition Station]]
 
'''Crimborg Nutrition Station''' was located in [[Crimbotown Not-Too-Distant-Future]].
 
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"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."
"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."


You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu.  
You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu.  
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==Items Sold==
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!colspan="2"|Dinner
{{RestaurantItem|item=gumdrop chow mein|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candy cane pizza|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gingerbread stir-fry|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 fullness}}
|}
{| align="center"
!colspan="2"|Cocktails
{{RestaurantItem|item=eggnogtini|price=50|currency=meat|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=candycaine|price=75|currency=meat|desc=4 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=braincracker sweet|price=100|currency=meat|desc=5 drunkenness}}
|}
==Notes==
* Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze.
*The food here is the same as that served in [[The Crimbo Cafe]].
==See Also==
*[[The Crimbo Cafe]]


==References==
*The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to the interface and virtual reality from the "[[wikipedia:The Matrix series|Matrix]]" trilogy. Also, after consumption of each item, there is a mention of it tasting like chicken, which is also a reference to The Matrix.


[[Category:NPC Stores]]
=Items sold=
  gumdrop chow mein (50 Meat)
This is a tasty chow mein dish, only instead of chow mein noodles, it has licorice whips. And instead of meatballs, it has gumdrops (which were probably stolen from a freakish talking cookie). So it's really nothing like chow mein and a lot like a bowl of warm candy.
  candy cane pizza (75 Meat)
This is a round chocolate disc topped with caramel sauce and powdered candy canes. Elves eat stuff like this all the time. And you wonder why they secretly want to be dentists? 
  gingerbread stir-fry (100 Meat)
This is a bunch of gingerbread cookies, gingersnaps, and black licorice, cut up and stir-fried in a festive holiday wok. Looks like the chef was wokkin' in a winter wonderland, as it were. Please don't throw up. Or anything at me. 
 
Cocktails
  eggnogtini (50 Meat)
This is a delicious mix of eggnog, vodka, and sour apple schnapps (for some reason). No, seriously, it's delicious. Trust me. Even though a delicious mix of eggnog and anything, even eggnog, is fairly unlikely.
  candycaine (75 Meat)
This is a mix of 100-proof peppermint schnapps and 100-proof cinnamon schnapps. In other words, it's like mouthwash on steroids.
  braincracker sweet (100 Meat)
This drink mixes grenadine, corn syrup, pure cane sugar, and various hi-octane spirits. It's rumored that drinking one of these makes visions of sugarplums put on a burlesque show in your head.

Latest revision as of 23:45, 29 December 2024

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.
Crimborg Nutrition Station
Crimborg Nutrition Station

Crimborg Nutrition Station was located in Crimbotown Not-Too-Distant-Future.

Killer Festive Cooking Elfbot Killer Festive Cooking Elfbot

"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE."

You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu.

Items Sold

Dinner
gumdrop chow mein gumdrop chow mein (50 meat, 3 fullness)
candy cane pizza candy cane pizza (75 meat, 4 fullness)
gingerbread stir-fry gingerbread stir-fry (100 meat, 5 fullness)
Cocktails
eggnogtini eggnogtini (50 meat, 3 drunkenness)
candycaine candycaine (75 meat, 4 drunkenness)
braincracker sweet braincracker sweet (100 meat, 5 drunkenness)

Notes

See Also

References

  • The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to the interface and virtual reality from the "Matrix" trilogy. Also, after consumption of each item, there is a mention of it tasting like chicken, which is also a reference to The Matrix.
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