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{{battletop|image=felonia.gif|a=|name=Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|text=Seated languidly on a tall dais in the middle of this chamber is Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies and second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition. | {{battletop|image=felonia.gif|a=|name=Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|text=Seated languidly on a tall dais in the middle of this chamber is Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies and second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition. | ||
"Well well well," she purrs, in a voice like oiled silk. "An overlander in my domain. No doubt you've come to foil my plans to destroy | "Well well well," she purrs, in a voice like oiled silk. "An overlander in my domain. No doubt you've come to foil my plans to destroy Degrassi Knoll." | ||
She rises smoothly from her throne. She's tall for a fairy -- six feet if she's an inch, and most of it stem. As she strides down the steps toward you, wisps of her dress waft in the breeze like tendrils of black smoke. | She rises smoothly from her throne. She's tall for a fairy -- six feet if she's an inch, and most of it stem. As she strides down the steps toward you, wisps of her dress waft in the breeze like tendrils of black smoke. | ||
Revision as of 14:39, 14 April 2006
Queen Felonia hisses, "Stitch this!" and slashes you in the <forehead> with a broken whiskey bottle. Ow! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. Argh! Ow! Oof! Ugh!
You dive out of the way as Queen Felonia tries to smash a barstool over your <forehead>.
Queen Felonia gets you in a choke-hold, but you elbow her in the <forehead> and slip out of her grasp.
Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern.
 | You acquire spooky bicycle chains |
 | You acquire spooky cosmetics bags |
If you have a Spooky Gravy Fairy equipped:
 | You acquire miniature cartons of clove cigarettes |
