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What was I talking about again? Oh, right. This is a tree-swinging, tailed primate made out of cocoa, butter, and sugar. At least the poo it flings is ''delicious''. | What was I talking about again? Oh, right. This is a tree-swinging, tailed primate made out of cocoa, butter, and sugar. At least the poo it flings is ''delicious''. | ||
|hit=It bares its teeth and chitters at you, then chokes you with its prehensile tail. | |hit=It bares its teeth and chitters at you, then chokes you with its prehensile tail. {{ouch|5}} | ||
It curls up its clever little hands into fists and pummels you in the | It curls up its clever little hands into fists and pummels you in the {{part}}. Bad monkey! {{ouch|5}} | ||
It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. In true classic comedic form, you slip on it and break your {{part}}. | It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. In true classic comedic form, you slip on it and break your {{part}}. {{ouch|5}} | ||
It hurls a chocolate coconut at you, knocking you silly. Where'd it even find that thing? | It hurls a chocolate coconut at you, knocking you silly. Where'd it even find that thing? {{ouch|5}} | ||
|miss=It turns around and moons you. Cheeky monkey. | |miss=It turns around and moons you. Cheeky monkey. | ||
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It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. You pick it up and deposit it in a trash receptacle, which is less funny than slipping on it, but also less likely to put you in the hospital. | It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. You pick it up and deposit it in a trash receptacle, which is less funny than slipping on it, but also less likely to put you in the hospital. | ||
|critical=It calls over eleven more of its buddies to scratch and bite you. They probably gave you some horrific super-flu, too. Simian jerks. | |critical=It calls over eleven more of its buddies to scratch and bite you. They probably gave you some horrific super-flu, too. Simian jerks. {{ouch|5}} | ||
|fumble=It falls out of a tree and smashes into a dozen rhesus pieces. It takes it a while to reassemble itself. | |fumble=It falls out of a tree and smashes into a dozen rhesus pieces. It takes it a while to reassemble itself. | ||
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Revision as of 11:23, 8 December 2011
| Fudge monkey | |
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| Monster ID | 1117 |
| Locations | Fudge Mountain |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 72 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | fudgecule |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fudge monkeyWould it shock you greatly if I told you this was a little monkey made out of fudge? Of course not. Would that description inform you at all? No it would not. Am I not really a fan of this particular brand of one-sided conversation via asking and answering my own questions? Not really.
What was I talking about again? Oh, right. This is a tree-swinging, tailed primate made out of cocoa, butter, and sugar. At least the poo it flings is delicious.
Hit Message(s):
It bares its teeth and chitters at you, then chokes you with its prehensile tail. Eek! Oof! Oof! Ow! Ugh!
It curls up its clever little hands into fists and pummels you in the <calf>. Bad monkey! Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch!
It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. In true classic comedic form, you slip on it and break your <calf>. Ooh! Ow! Oof! Argh! Ow!
It hurls a chocolate coconut at you, knocking you silly. Where'd it even find that thing? Ow! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Argh!
It calls over eleven more of its buddies to scratch and bite you. They probably gave you some horrific super-flu, too. Simian jerks. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
It turns around and moons you. Cheeky monkey.
It hurls a chocolate coconut at you, but you just add it to your lovely bunch (deedly-dee-dee).
It hangs from a tree limb above you and chitters angrily.
It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. You pick it up and deposit it in a trash receptacle, which is less funny than slipping on it, but also less likely to put you in the hospital.
It falls out of a tree and smashes into a dozen rhesus pieces. It takes it a while to reassemble itself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 5−6 fudgecules |
Occurs at Fudge Mountain.
References
- The chocolate coconut miss message (deedly-dee-dee) references the song, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.
- The fumble message is a play on the Rhesus monkey and the candy, Reese's Pieces.
