Grave rober

Grave rober
Monster ID	61
Locations	The Unquiet Garves
Hit Points	12
Attack	22
Defense	19
No-Hit	33
Initiative	80
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	coffin lid, dead guy's watch, grave robbing shovel
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a grave rober

This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people in the graves.

Hit Message(s):

He bangs you in the <leg> with his spade. You now have pain in spades. Argh! Oof!

He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair is dead, after all. Ouch! Ouch! Oof!

He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. Oof! Argh! Ouch!

He hits you in the <leg> with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. Ow! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He spins around rapidly, extending his spade and his bag of stolen loot. The bag whacks up against your skull and the spade slices into your calf. You're still not dead, but you're not going for a walk anytime soon. Argh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!

He tries to steal your <leg>, but realizes you're not dead.

He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.

Fumble Message:

He starts to spin around rapidly, holding his bag and spade for a double-fisted strike! Fortunately, all that spinning makes him dizzy and he falls into one of the graves he's just dug up. Up which he has just dug. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: dead guy's watch (4.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: grave robbing shovel (?.?% chance)*

You acquire an item: coffin lid (3.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: shysterweed (?.?% chance)*

You gain 4 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Misspelled Cemetary.

Notes

• Shysterweed will not drop unless you have received Doc Galaktik's Quest for Herbs.

References

• Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the suits while an ace is a face value in a deck of cards.
• "...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by Doc Holliday in the 1993 Revisionist Western, Tombstone.
• The hit message with "pepperoni in your hair" is a reference to Tombstone frozen pizzas.