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::<name> grabs a chunk of itself and throws it at your face. That thing is ''brutal''. | ::<name> grabs a chunk of itself and throws it at your face. That thing is ''brutal''. | ||
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Revision as of 07:05, 1 April 2010
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On April Fool's Day 2010, familiars transformed into one of these wacky familiars at the start of combat.
- At the start of combat:<name> changes into a <Random April Fools Familiar>.
- After combat: <name> reverts to his original form.
- Runaway: <name> reverts to an amorphous blob
Bank Piggy
Ability: Takes 100 Meat every turn, gives back taken at end of turn with 5% interest.
- Combat message:
- <name> takes 100 Meat from you.
You lose 100 Meat.
- End of combat:
- <name> returns your Meat to you, with interest! Like, he's interested in the process. And also your Meat has earned interest.
You gain ((Turns*100)*1.05) Meat.
- <name> returns your Meat to you, with interest! Like, he's interested in the process. And also your Meat has earned interest.
Egg Benedict
Ability: Attacks you at the end of combat for 50% of your max HP. Even if your HP drops to zero as a result of its attack, you still win the fight.
- Combat messages:
- <name> wobbles back and forth a little.
- <name> stabs you in the back.
You lose 50% hit points.
Floating Eye
Ability: Paralyzes your foe or you, each turn.
- Combat messages:
- <name> gazes into your opponent's eyes, paralyzing him
- As you start to attack, <name> gazes into your eyes, paralyzing you.
- As you're about to use that item, <name> gazes into your eyes, paralyzing you.
Money-Making Goblin
Ability: Takes meat drops and either gives back double or loses everything.
- End of Combat:
- <name> grabs <amount> Meat and quickly rushes off toward the Thatch-Roofed Casino. A few minutes later, he trudges back with a disappointed look on his face.
- <name> grabs <amount> Meat and quickly rushes off toward the Thatch-Roofed Casino. A few minutes later, he runs back to you with a big grin on his face.
You gain 2*amount Meat.
Oyster Bunny
Ability: Drops an Oyster Egg at the end of combat.
- Combat messages:
- <name> makes a soft clucking noise.
- <name> hops around sniffing at things.
- End of combat
- <name> clucks and lays an egg.
You acquire an item: Random Oyster Eggs
Plastic Grocery Bag
- Combat message:
- <name> makes crinkling noises as it gets chased around by a cat.
- <name> gets caught in a tree. "Yep," you think to yourself, "There's that bag."
- <name> just sits there being unsafe for children.
- <name> blows around in the breeze. It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.
Snowhitman
Ability: Deals physical or cold damage, or gives 5 turns of B-b-brr! or Bruised Jaw.
- Combat message:
- <name> pops a silenced cap in your opponent, dealing X damage.
- <name> jumps on your opponent and smothers him, dealing X damage.
- <name> grabs a chunk of itself and throws it at your face. That thing is brutal.
![]() | You acquire an effect: B-b-brr! (duration: 5 Adventures) |
- <name> pistolwhips you, seriously bruising your jaw. Man. You can't trust anybody in this town.
![]() | You acquire an effect: Bruised Jaw (duration: 5 Adventures) |
Vampire Bird
Ability: Deals physical or hot damage during combat. Damages you at the end of combat and gains bonus experience.
- Combat message:
- The Vampire Bird stabs your opponent in hiss ass, dealing X damage.
- The Vampire Bird casts your opponent into the lake of burning fire. Your opponent is burning to the crisp, taking X damage.
- End of combat:
- The Vampire Bird sucks the blood out of you, killing you. Well, not killing you, just hurting you.
You lose some hit points.
Worm Doctor
Ability: Heals you or the foe.
- Combat messages:
- <name> is interested in things. Right now, he seems to be interested in treating your opponent's wounds. Why that treacherous little... worm!
- <name> isn't a real doctor, but he manages to patch you up a little bit anyway.
You gain some hit points.
References
- They call me Doctor Worm.
- The plastic grocery bag is a reference to the film American Beauty.
- The Egg Benedict is a reference to a rather famous American backstabber.