Mob Penguin cellular phone

Mob Penguin cellular phone

This is a phone used by the Mob Penguin Sopranos to call in thug penguins to do their bidding. And much like in a combination auction-house and kickboxing arena, their bidding is typically extremely violent.

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 105 Meat.

(In-game plural: Mob Penguin cellular phones)

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Item number: 779
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When Used

• Currently:

	You make a call. The phone rings a couple of times, but then you hear what sounds like a clap of thunder, and it disconnects. Crazy weather.

	You make a call. The voice on the other end says "Guino, can you hear me? This storm is causing all kindsa interference. Can you hear me now? Good."

	You make a call. You hear mostly static, but catch the words "... Tony? Tony, (static) -at you? We're bein' overrun down here. We (static) 'em off -- can't let (static) -et to the core!"

• Before June 18, 2007:

	You make a call. A voice on the other end of the line says "What? You want somebody beaten up? Is this a test, boss? You said we should act like we're totally legit now. Er... wait, who is this? Prank caller! Prank caller!"

• After the Temporal Rifts closed:

	You make a call. A distant, eerie voice on the other end of the line says "Where are we? And what the hell is up with all of this mist?"

• Against another Mob Penguin (during the Mafia era):

	You make a call. A Mob Penguin Thug drives up in a black car. He gets out, takes a look at your opponent, turns toward you, and breaks both of your knees. Ouch!
	You lose 87 hit points.

• Against a non-penguin opponent (during the Mafia era):

	?

Notes

• Can also be obtained by using a Frozen Mob Penguin.
• Formerly dropped at The Icy Peak during the Penguin Mafia era, also dropped in the Icy Peak in The Recent Past during the Temporal Rift era.
• The combat message for usage of this item against non-penguins during the Mafia era has been lost in the mists of time.

References

• The "where are we/mists" text is a reference to the episode of The Sopranos "Pine Barrens" where Paulie and Chris get lost in the woods while chasing a Russian mobster.
• "Prank caller! Prank Caller!" is a quote from the scene in Pulp Fiction, during which Vincent Vega calls his heroin connection, telling said connection he's coming to his home with a girl who's overdosed. Vincent's connection yells, "Prank caller, prank caller!" presumably in a half-assed attempt to throw the police off in case they were listening.

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