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"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"
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He cuts you from arse to ankle with one knife, and from knee to ear with the other. {{ouch|10}}
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Ted Schwartz, Master Thief You're fighting Ted Schwartz, Master Thief

You hold the warrant aloft. "Ted Schwartz?" you say, in as authoritarian a voice as you can muster.

"No! I mean, yes, but... No, I... What is this? Who told you my name"

"Mr. Schwartz, you're under arrest."

"Have you considered the alternative, which is me stabbing you?"

Hit Message(s):

He cuts you from skull to eye with one knife, and from calf to throat with the other. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Argh!

He cuts you from arse to ankle with one knife, and from knee to ear with the other. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Oof! Eek! Argh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You gain Meat
SomethingYou acquire... something. (% chance)*[[Data:]]

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