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{{battletop|image=topiary.gif|a=a|name=topiary golem|text=In the Sorceress' Hedge Maze, you encounter this hideous golem made out of well-trimmed bushes. You really admire the guy that got close enough to this thing to trim it so nicely.}} | {{battletop|image=topiary.gif|a=a|name=topiary golem|text=In the Sorceress' Hedge Maze, you encounter this hideous golem made out of well-trimmed bushes. You really admire the guy that got close enough to this thing to trim it so nicely.}} | ||
<center>He kicks you with one of his leafy, thorny feet. You scream in pain with your leafy, thorny throat. | <center>He kicks you with one of his leafy, thorny feet. You scream in pain with your leafy, thorny throat. {{ouch|7}} | ||
He smacks you in the {{part}} with one exquisitely manicured fist. You appreciate the aesthetics while you bleed. | He smacks you in the {{part}} with one exquisitely manicured fist. You appreciate the aesthetics while you bleed. {{ouch|7}} | ||
Revision as of 21:12, 27 May 2006
He smacks you in the <face> with one exquisitely manicured fist. You appreciate the aesthetics while you bleed. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
He starts to attack, but is distracted by the pale guy with a bunch of scissors for hands who is giving him a manicure.
He tries to smack you with a fist, but notices an ingrown berry and stops to pick it out.
 | You acquire 62.7% chance hedge maze puzzles |
Detective Skull: 148 Hit Points
Occurs at The Hedge Maze
References
- The "pale guy with a bunch of scissors for hands" is Edward Scissorhands, from Tim Burton's 1990 movie of the same name.
- The golems are from the old text adventure Zork game - if you lingered too long in one of the courtyards, the hedges would come alive and kill you.
