Valentine's Day

Today is Valentine's Day! Head on over to The Gift Shop to buy some greeting cards.

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This is the celebration of love in all its forms, from yetis loving penguins to the love of a seal for a club.

Dates

• Valentine's Day I: February 14, 2003 (Frankuary 6, Year 1)
• Valentine's Day II: February 14, 2005 (Porktober 1, Year 8)
• Valentine's Day III: June 25, 2005 (Frankuary 4, Year 10)
• Valentine's Day IV: January 3, 2006 (Frankuary 4, Year 12)
• Valentine's Day V: February 14, 2006 (Bor 6, Year 12)
• Valentine's Day VI: April 9, 2006 (Frankuary 4, Year 13)
• Valentine's Day VII: July 14, 2006 (Frankuary 4, Year 14)
• Valentine's Day VIII: October 18, 2006 (Frankuary 4, Year 15)
• Valentine's Day IX: January 22, 2007 (Frankuary 4, Year 16)
• Valentine's Day X: February 14, 2007 (Martinus 3, Year 16)
• Valentine's Day XI: April 28, 2007 (Frankuary 4, Year 17)
• Valentine's Day XII: August 2, 2007 (Frankuary 4, Year 18)
• Valentine's Day XIII: November 6, 2007 (Frankuary 4, Year 19)
• Valentine's Day XIV: February 10, 2008 (Frankuary 4, Year 20)
• Valentine's Day XV: February 14, 2008 (Frankuary 8, Year 20)
• Valentine's Day XVI: May 16, 2008 (Frankuary 4, Year 21)
• Valentine's Day XVII: August 20, 2008 (Frankuary 4, Year 22)
• Valentine's Day XVIII: November 24, 2008 (Frankuary 4, Year 23)
• Valentine's Day XIX: February 14, 2009 (Dougtember 6, Year 23)
• Valentine's Day XX: February 28, 2009 (Frankuary 4, Year 24)
• Valentine's Day XXI: April 1, 2009 (Bill 4, Year 24)
• Valentine's Day XXII: June 4, 2009 (Frankuary 4, Year 25)
• Valentine's Day XXIII: September 8, 2009 (Frankuary 4, Year 26)
• Valentine's Day XXIV: December 13, 2009 (Frankuary 4, Year 27)
• Valentine's Day XXV: February 14, 2010 (Porktober 3, Year 27)
• Valentine's Day XXVI: March 19, 2010 (Frankuary 4, Year 28)
• Valentine's Day XXVII: June 23, 2010 (Frankuary 4, Year 29)
• Valentine's Day XXVIII: September 27, 2010 (Frankuary 4, Year 30)
• Valentine's Day XXIX: January 1, 2011 (Frankuary 4, Year 31)
• Valentine's Day XXX: February 14, 2011 (Bor 8, Year 31)
• Valentine's Day XXXI: April 7, 2011 (Frankuary 4, Year 32)
• Valentine's Day XXXII: July 12, 2011 (Frankuary 4, Year 33)
• Valentine's Day XXXIII: October 16, 2011 (Frankuary 4, Year 34)
• Valentine's Day XXXIV: January 20, 2012 (Frankuary 4, Year 35)
• Valentine's Day XXXV: February 14, 2012 (Martinus 5, Year 35)
• Valentine's Day XXXVI: April 25, 2012 (Frankuary 4, Year 36)
• Valentine's Day XXXVII: July 30, 2012 (Frankuary 4, Year 37)
• Valentine's Day XXXVIII: November 3, 2012 (Frankuary 4, Year 38)
• Valentine's Day XXXIX: February 7, 2013 (Frankuary 4, Year 39)
• Valentine's Day XL: May 14, 2013 (Frankuary 4, Year 40)
• Valentine's Day XLI: August 18, 2013 (Frankuary 4, Year 41)
• Valentine's Day XLII: November 22, 2013 (Frankuary 4, Year 42)
• Valentine's Day XLIII: February 14, 2014 (Dougtember 8, Year 42)
• Valentine's Day XLIV: February 26, 2014 (Frankuary 4, Year 43)
• Valentine's Day XLV: June 2, 2014 (Frankuary 4, Year 44)
• Valentine's Day XLVI: September 6, 2014 (Frankuary 4, Year 45)
• Valentine's Day XLVII: December 11, 2014 (Frankuary 4, Year 46)
• Valentine's Day XLVIII: February 14, 2015 (Porktober 5, Year 46)
• Valentine's Day XLIX: March 17, 2015 (Frankuary 4, Year 47)
• Valentine's Day L: June 21, 2015 (Frankuary 4, Year 48)
• Valentine's Day LI: September 25, 2015 (Frankuary 4, Year 49)
• Valentine's Day LII: December 30, 2015 (Frankuary 4, Year 50)
• Valentine's Day LIII: February 14, 2016 (Petember 2, Year 50)
• Valentine's Day LIV: April 4, 2016 (Frankuary 4, Year 51)
• Valentine's Day LV: July 9, 2016 (Frankuary 4, Year 52)
• Valentine's Day LVI: October 13, 2016 (Frankuary 4, Year 53)
• Valentine's Day LVII: January 17, 2017 (Frankuary 4, Year 54)
• Valentine's Day LVIII: February 14, 2017 (Martinus 8, Year 54)
• Valentine's Day LIX: April 23, 2017(Frankuary 4, Year 55)
• Valentine's Day LX: July 28, 2017 (Frankuary 4, Year 56)
• Valentine's Day LXI: November 1, 2017 (Frankuary 4, Year 57)
• Valentine's Day LXII: February 5, 2018 (Frankuary 4, Year 58)
• Valentine's Day LXIII: February 14, 2018 (Starch 5, Year 58)
• Valentine's Day LXIV: May 12, 2018 (Frankuary 4, Year 59)
• Valentine's Day LXV: August 16, 2018 (Frankuary 4, Year 60)
• Valentine's Day LXVI: November 20, 2018 (Frankuary 4, Year 61)
• Valentine's Day LXVII: February 14, 2019 (Jarlsuary 2, Year 62)
• Valentine's Day LXVIII: February 24, 2019 (Frankuary 4, Year 62)
• Valentine's Day LXVIX: May 31, 2019 (Frankuary 4, Year 63)
• Valentine's Day LXX: September 4, 2019 (Frankuary 4, Year 64)
• Valentine's Day LXXI: December 9, 2019 (Frankuary 4, Year 65)
• Valentine's Day LXXII: February 14, 2020 (Porktober 7, Year 65)
• Valentine's Day LXXIII: March 14, 2020 (Frankuary 4, Year 66)
• Valentine's Day LXXIV: June 18, 2020 (Frankuary 4, Year 67)
• Valentine's Day LXXV: September 22, 2020 (Frankuary 4, Year 68)
• Valentine's Day LXXVI: December 27, 2020 (Frankuary 4, Year 69)
• Valentine's Day LXXVII: February 14, 2021 (Petember 5, Year 69)
• Valentine's Day LXXVIII: April 2, 2021 (Frankuary 4, Year 70)
• Valentine's Day LXXIX: July 7, 2021 (Frankuary 4, Year 71)
• Valentine's Day LXXX: October 11, 2021 (Frankuary 4, Year 72)
• Valentine's Day LXXXI: January 15, 2022 (Frankuary 4, Year 73)
• Valentine's Day LXXXII: February 14, 2022 (Bill 2, Year 73)
• Valentine's Day LXXXIII: April 21, 2022 (Frankuary 4, Year 74)
• Valentine's Day LXXXIV: July 26, 2022 (Frankuary 4, Year 75)
• Valentine's Day LXXXV: October 30, 2022 (Frankuary 4, Year 76)
• Valentine's Day LXXXVI: February 3, 2023 (Frankuary 4, Year 77)
• Valentine's Day LXXXVII: February 14, 2023 (Starch 7, Year 77)
• Valentine's Day LXXXVIII : May 10, 2023 (Frankuary 4, Year 78) (predicted)

Special Items

On Valentine's Day I:

• Everyone got a free heart-shaped moxie weed.

From Valentine's Day II onwards, available for purchase at The Market for one day only:

• valentine including Valentine Poems

From Valentine's Day III onwards (except on Valentine's Day X), valentines were sold at the newly opened Gift Shop.

On Valentine's Day IV, 7 new Valentine Poems were added.

On Valentine's Days V-IX, available for purchase at The Gift Shop:

• double daisy
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant
• Valentine's Day cake
• arrow'd heart balloon
• black velvet box (holds up to 11 types)

On Valentine's Day X, available for purchase at The Gift Shop:

• chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses
• bouquet of circular saw blades
• Better Than Cuddling Cake
• stuffed ninja snowman

• Valentines were not available originally, but later on, they became available in Skully's store: "Mr. Skullhead's Valentine Emporium", due to Skully's inability to code them into the gift shop, in Jick's absence (he was in Paris). Valentines were also dropped by one monster in each of the starter areas (Big creepy spider, Fiendish can of asparagus, Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist).
• Black velvet boxes were not available this time, the issue most likely being related to Skully's issues implementing Valentines.
• Six new Valentine Poems were added.

On Valentine's Day XI, available for purchase at The Gift Shop:

• chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses
• bouquet of circular saw blades
• Better Than Cuddling Cake
• stuffed ninja snowman
• black velvet box (holds up to 11 types)
• Valentines were not available.

On Valentine's Day XII, Valentines were available for free at The Gift Shop after rollover, due to a bug introduced by Mr Skullhead during Valentine's Day X. This 'Day of Free Love' - also known as Pink Thursday - resulted in players acquiring valentines by the millions, to a possible maximum of 16,777,215 valentines in each player's inventory, Colossal Closet, and Display Case, 2,147,483,647 in mall stores, and 4,294,967,295 in clan stashes. Once the Dev team caught wind, they were swiftly nuked across the Kingdom.

On Valentine's Day XIII-XXIX, XXXVI, XXXVIII, available at The Gift Shop:

• chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses, for 20,000 meat
• Valentines, for 100 meat
• bouquet of circular saw blades, for 5000 meat
• Better Than Cuddling Cake, for 1000 meat
• stuffed ninja snowman, for 500 meat

Also, for shipping, a

• black velvet box (holds up to 11 types) was available.

On Valentine's Day Valentine's Day XXX, XLVII, XLVIII, and LXXII, available at The Gift Shop:

• chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses, for 20,000 meat
• Valentines, for 100 meat
• bouquet of circular saw blades, for 5000 meat
• Better Than Cuddling Cake, for 1000 meat
• stuffed ninja snowman, for 500 meat

See also

• Valentine Poems