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He grabs a jack from the back of the van, and beats you with it. You can't believe that jerk whacked you with a jack! {{ouch|10}} | He grabs a jack from the back of the van, and beats you with it. You can't believe that jerk whacked you with a jack! {{ouch|10}} | ||
He puts on some romantic music, turns the lights down low, and hits you really hard in the skull. Man. You weren't expecting that last part! | He puts on some romantic music, turns the lights down low, and hits you really hard in the skull. Man. You weren't expecting that last part! {{ouch|10}} | ||
|miss=Worn out from chasing you around the van, he pauses to take a little nap on the mattress he keeps in the back of it. | |miss=Worn out from chasing you around the van, he pauses to take a little nap on the mattress he keeps in the back of it. | ||
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He moves as if to attack you, but starts swaying back and forth creepily to the soft music coming out of the van's stereo. | He moves as if to attack you, but starts swaying back and forth creepily to the soft music coming out of the van's stereo. | ||
He shows you a doll, and asks you to point to where you'd like him to touch you. You point to a spot three feet to the doll's left, and he obligingly gropes thin air. | |crit=He shows you a doll, and asks you to point to where you'd like him to touch you. You try to knock the doll out of his hands, but end up accidentally pointing at its {{part}} in the process. {{ouch|10}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
|fumble=He shows you a doll, and asks you to point to where you'd like him to touch you. You point to a spot three feet to the doll's left, and he obligingly gropes thin air.}} | |||
{{acquire|item=Chorale of Companionship|chance=???%}} | {{acquire|item=Chorale of Companionship|chance=???%}} | ||
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*Chester prevents use of any [[Combat Items]]. | *Chester prevents use of any [[Combat Items]]. | ||
*Simply being near Chester causes damage: | |||
:Just being near Chester makes you feel kind of... icky. {{element|sleaze}} | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 06:01, 6 July 2008
| Chester | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 698 |
| Locations | The Purple Light District: Van, Damn |
| Hit Points | 8000 |
| Attack | 500 |
| Defense | 450 |
| No-Hit | 510 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Handful of Chest Hair, Chester's bag of candy, Chester's Aquarius medallion, Chester's moustache, Chester's muscle shirt, Chester's sunglasses, Chester's cutoffs, extra-greasy slider, Chorale of Companionship |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting ChesterYou walk around to the back of the van, and throw the doors wide.
"Oh, hey there! My name's Chester," says a mild-voiced hobo from somewhere in the front of the van. "Are you here for some candy?"
"No," you reply, " I'm here-"
"Did you wanna take a nap, then? I've got a real comfy mattress in here, if you're sleepy."
"Dude, no. I came here to-"
"To play with some toys? I've got all kinds of toys. Come on in here, and I'll show you."
"I'm not interested in your toys," you say, "I'm here to kick your ass."
"That doesn't sound like something a good little boy would say. That must make you a bad little boy. And bad little boys have to be punished."
He advances on you, and while the look in his eyes isn't exactly malicious, it definitely gives you the impression that he's picturing you naked. You shudder as you raise your weapon.
Hit Message(s):
He cranks the van's stereo up, and you're bowled over by an ear-splitting fragment of a Barry White song. Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ow! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Eek!
He grabs a jack from the back of the van, and beats you with it. You can't believe that jerk whacked you with a jack! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Oof!
He puts on some romantic music, turns the lights down low, and hits you really hard in the skull. Man. You weren't expecting that last part! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Oof!
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Worn out from chasing you around the van, he pauses to take a little nap on the mattress he keeps in the back of it.
He cranks the van's stereo up, but you whippersnappers have done so much damage to your hearing with that awful Rock and Roll noise that it doesn't even faze you.
He moves as if to attack you, but starts swaying back and forth creepily to the soft music coming out of the van's stereo.
He shows you a doll, and asks you to point to where you'd like him to touch you. You point to a spot three feet to the doll's left, and he obligingly gropes thin air. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Chorale of Companionship (???% chance)* |
 | You acquire some extra-greasy sliders (???% chance)* |
 | An item drops: Chester's Aquarius medallion (???% chance)* |
 | An item drops: Chester's bag of candy (???% chance)* |
 | An item drops: Chester's cutoffs (???% chance)* |
 | An item drops: Chester's moustache (???% chance)* |
 | An item drops: Chester's muscle shirt (???% chance)* |
 | An item drops: Chester's sunglasses (???% chance)* |
| You acquire a clan trophy: |  | Handful of Chest Hair |
Occurs at The Purple Light District.
Notes
- Chester prevents use of any Combat Items.
- Simply being near Chester causes damage:
- Just being near Chester makes you feel kind of... icky. (sleaze damage)
References
- "Chester" is prison slang for a CHild molESTER.
