A Swarm of Yeti-Mounted Skeletons

Choice adventure number: 529

A Swarm of Yeti-Mounted Skeletons

The skies above Valhalla are thick with hideous, leathery-winged yetis being ridden by skeletons.

This can't be a good sign.

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Dive right into the fray

• With a melee weapon

You dive into the middle of the swarm.

You hold <yetiname>'s mane with one hand and shout, "I don't eat meat, but I sure like a BONE! For crushing!" To cover up that awkward moment, you pound on some skeletons with your <weapon>, wishing them a Bone Voyage as they plummet to the earth.

You defeated 15?-16? skeletons

You fly back through a slash, land your yeti, and assess your wounds, which are numerous.

You lose A hit points.

• Without a melee weapon

You dive into the middle of the swarm.

You bash a skeleton right in the sternum with your <weapon>, but he just grins. Well, I mean, that's pretty much all he can do, what with his deficiencies in the face department, but you get the impression even if he could do otherwise, he'd still be grinning. You didn't do any damage, is what I'm sayin'.

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Fly above to get a better look

• With a staff

You fly above the swarm to get a better perspective on the situation.

You glare down at the swarm, concentrate, and let pure anti-skeleton malice flow through your <weapon>. A small spectral anti-skeleton mallet leaps forth from it and pounds against the swarm.

You defeated 8? skeletons

That took a lot out of you...

You lose B Mana Points.

• Without a staff

You fly above the swarm to get a better perspective on the situation.

You ready a spell to rain death from above, concentrating and clearing your mind as you will dark forces to flow through your <weapon>. Sadly, the dark forces take one look at your <weapon> and decide to go flow elsewhere.

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Fly underneath the swarm

• With a ranged weapon

You fly underneath the swarm, hoping for better access to some sensitive underbellies...

As you fly under the swarm, a steaming yeti byproduct lands on <yetiname> right in front of you. Incensed, you fire wildly with your <weapon>, making it rain skeletons for a little while.

You defeated 27? skeletons

Man. That was mentally and physically exhausting.

You lose C hit points.

You lose D Mana Points.

• Without a ranged weapon

You fly underneath the swarm, hoping for better access to some sensitive underbellies...

You take careful aim, exhale smoothly, and squeeze off a few rounds with your <weapon>. Actually, no, no you didn't, because melee weapons don't work that way. And neither do windmills.

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Do it again

Back to the Invasion

Notes

If you have insufficient current MP (under 20% of your buffed max MP), you are unable to adventure here, and instead are given the message:

You don't have the energy to attack a problem this size. Go drink some soda or something.

• After every 500th skeleton kill:

An A. W. O. L. Messenger instantly flies up to you and says "Good work, Adventurer. Admiral Hagnk wanted you to have this."

You acquire an item: A. W. O. L. commendation

A=5% of max hp
B=5% of max mp
C=3% of max hp
D=4% of max mp

References

• According to Morbo of Futurama, windmills do not work that way. Goodnight!