Crazy bastard: Difference between revisions

From A KoL Wiki
imported>JRSiebz
created
 
imported>Flaaron
Description, hit text added. Courtesy of Entirely Different Rob, who just lost to one.
Line 1: Line 1:
{{rewrite|comment=needs description, attacks/misses}}
{{rewrite|comment=needs attacks/misses}}
{{battletop|image=bastard.gif|a=a|name=crazy bastard|text=Description}}
{{battletop|image=bastard.gif|a=a|name=crazy bastard|text=All of a sudden, a crazy bastard lurches out of the alley, and starts lumbering toward you with malice in his eyes. And in his eyebrows. Mostly in his eyebrows, actually.<br>You don't know this guy, but it appears that he wants to hit you. That's right -- some crazy bastard wants to hit you.}}


<center>
<center>
He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!'''</span>
{{acquire|1|image=bsword.gif|item=crazy bastard sword|num=}}
{{acquire|1|image=bsword.gif|item=crazy bastard sword|num=}}



Revision as of 03:15, 25 September 2005

The Hermit humbly requests that this page be rewritten or expanded.

needs attacks/misses

Template:Battletop

He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!

You acquire crazy bastard swords

You gain 4 $substat.



Occurs extremely rarely in the Sleazy Back Alley