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Revision as of 10:52, 27 June 2007
| Dirty thieving brigand | |
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| Monster ID | 475 |
| Locations | The Themthar Hills |
| Hit Points | 185 |
| Attack | 169 |
| Defense | 153 |
| No-Hit | 179 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 800-1,200 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel | brigand brittle |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a dirty thieving brigandThis is one of the dirty rotten scoundrels that stole all of the Meat from the coffers of Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision.
Hit Message(s):
He tries to cut your pursestrings, but misses and cuts your ear instead. Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Argh!
He tries to pick your pocket, and when he fails, he gets angry and kicks you in the skull. Ooh! Oof! Eek! Argh! Ugh! Argh!
He clobbers you on the back of the head with a blackjack, and steals a bunch of your Meat. After you recover, you win it all back from him in a quick game of Pai-Gow Poker. Eek! Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Oof!
He finally manages to steal some of your Meat, but not the Meat in your wallet -- the meat that makes up your <skull>, your <skull>, and your <skull>. Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
He tries to cut your pursestrings, but you've gotten into the habit of keeping your Meat in a fanny-pack, instead, so there's nothing for him to cut.
He tries to pick your pocket, but ends up mistakenly picking his own. How embarrassing!
He tries to clobber you on the back of the head with a blackjack, but you were never much of a gambler.
He tries to pick your pocket, but you catch him red-handed, because your pocket was full of red paint.
not known
 | You gain 1,440−1,642 Meat |
| You gain ? ? ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Themthar Hills.
Notes
- Before completing (presumably) a mini-quest, after gaining meat at the end of combat you receive the following message: Sister Hippocampus/Cerebellum/Fornix/Colliculi approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "Almost all of the Meat is still in the hands of those bandits -- please continue your efforts!"
- Therefore, you do not gain any meat from the fight. (Note that the 1440 and 1642 numbers were gained under the effects of Polka of Plenty but nothing else. Unbuffed numbers are most likely lower.)
- Without buffs, you get around 900-1000 meat from a fight.
