Edwing Abbidriel

Edwing Abbidriel
Monster ID	903
Locations	Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009)
Hit Points	scales
Attack	scales
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	Indeterminate
Meat	None
Phylum	Indeterminate
Elements	Indeterminate
Resistance	Indeterminate
Monster Parts	Indeterminate
Drops
Quest	elf resistance button
refreshedit data

 You're fighting Edwing Abbidriel

This elf is clearly off of his hobby horse. He's beyond the wall of sanity, making a fool's progress through a hidden canyon instead of taking the journey home. Clearly, years of desert solitaire have left him a voice crying in the wilderness.

Also, Hayduke lives!

Hit Message(s):

None. He never attacks.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He says, "I'm not the bad guy here, man. Think about it. How many kneecaps have I broken? How many has the Don?"

He says, "just hold on a second, and let me tell you what the Don's up to. You're getting played like a violin, here!"

He says, "so you're absolutely sure that the most violent, morally bankrupt group of flightless waterfowl in the Kingdom is just trying to put a smile on children's faces?"

He says, "think about it, man. The Don isn't interested in bringing joy -- he's interested in lining his feathery pockets!"

He says, "think about it, man. When has the Don ever done anything that wasn't ultimately for his profit?"

He says, "think about it, man. All The Penguin Mafia wants is for everyone to have a happy Crimbo? Does that make any kind of sense to you?"

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

Edwing falls to his knees...

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Occurs at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory.

Notes

• Edwing Abbidriel does not appear to actually attack. He spends all his turns trying to convince you that he's really the good guy.

References

• This adventure references the works of Edward Abbey, author of Desert Solitaire and The Monkey Wrench Gang.