Elf Guard armorer

Elf Guard armorer
Monster ID	2434
Locations	The Armory Up In Arms, while in the Crimbuccaneer rigging
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elf
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, ear, head, leg, torso
Drops	1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Kelflar vest, Elvish underarmor
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an Elf Guard armorer

Not all military jobs are glamorous, but they're all important. This guy makes armor and clothes for the Elf Guard.

I should have also mentioned that not all military jobs are funny.

Hit Message(s):

He hits you in the <leg> with a piece of <leg> armor. It's an ironic injury. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Oof!

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too tight, and it cracks your skull a little bit. Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too tight, and it cracks your skull a little bit. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He hits you in the <leg>, but you were trying on a nearby piece of <leg> armor, which protects you from the blow.

He tries to pick up an anvil and throw it at you, but he can't lift it. What was he even thinking, there?

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too small so you politely refuse.

Fumble Message:

He makes you a helmet, but it's way too small so you politely refuse. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs

You acquire an item: Kelflar vest (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: Elvish underarmor (0.5% chance)*

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Occurs at The Armory Up In Arms, while wearing the Crimbuccaneer rigging.

Notes

• The Kelflar vest and Elvish underarmor are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
• Internally, both the Kelflar vest and Elvish underarmor have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
• This monster cannot be wished for.