Adventurer, $1.99

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Choice adventure number: 151

Adventurer, $1.99

Deep in the bowels of The "Fun" House, you encounter a large iron door with a hideous clown face painted on it. The nose glows with a deep, throbbing, and sinister red light.

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Push the nose

• With 3 Clownosity or fewer:

The clown's eyes pop open, and glow with a malevolent red light as they look you up and down. Then, the hallway fills with the sound of hideous mocking laughter as the clown's mouth opens, and a napalm-cream pie springs out, coating you with flaming jellied petroleum. The experience is incredibly painful, and not particularly amusing.

You lose 22−300 (scales with level) hit points.

Something tells you you wouldn't have gotten that reaction if you looked more like a clown. That something is this bit of really obvious exposition.

• With 4 Clownosity or more:

Lurking at the Threshold
	Open the door: Fight The Clownlord Beelzebozo Yeah, or not: Nothing (no adventure cost)

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Let sleeping doors lie

You decide that whatever's behind that door, it's probably something you don't want to be messing with right now. You're pretty happy with that decision.

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Occurs at The "Fun" House.

Notes

• The in game description of items tells you how much clownosity they give in terms of %. 1 clownoisty is "25% Clowny". You simply need to have enough items that together you look 100% Clowny.
• Selecting "Let sleeping doors lie" does not cost an adventure.
  • It also causes this adventure to not occur for 10 more turns, which can be spent in any combination of zones, not just The "Fun" House.
    • Running away from Beelzebozo will not banish this adventure from the zone like "Let sleeping doors lie" will.
• This adventure will not appear until you have spent 10 turns in the zone.
• Combat modifiers do not affect this adventure.
• Your total Clownosity is determined by adding up the individual Clownosity of each unique item (i.e, dual-wielding clown whips grants 2 Clownosity, not 4) currently being worn:
  • Three Clownosity:
    • polka-dot bow tie
  • Two Clownosity:
    • clown wig
    • clown whip
    • clownskin buckler
    • clownskin belt
    • clownskin harness
    • balloon sword
  • One Clownosity:
    • balloon helmet
    • foolscap fool's cap
    • bloody clown pants
    • clown shoes
    • big red clown nose
  • Zero Clownosity:
    • acid-squirting flower
    • clown hammer
    • balloon shield
    • big bass drum
    • Everything else

• One of the many ways to achieve the necessary 4 clownosity is to simply wear the 4 easily-obtained parts of the Terrifying Cown Suit outfit, without the polka-dot bow tie.

• Familiars which can equip clownosity items count towards total clownosity (eg Mad Hatrack, Disembodied Hand, Fancypants Scarecrow)

References

• "Let sleeping doors lie" is a play on the adage "Let sleeping dogs lie."