Erudite gremlin: Difference between revisions
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He uses the random junk around him to make an automatic eyeball-peeler, then uses it on you. Gah! Aiee! {{ouch|4}} | He uses the random junk around him to make an automatic eyeball-peeler, then uses it on you. Gah! Aiee! {{ouch|4}} | ||
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Occurs at [[The Junkyard]]. | Occurs at [[The Junkyard]]. | ||
==Notes== | |||
*Never misses. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*A character almost exactly like this one appears in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Gremlins 2|Gremlins 2]]'', and his first line is very similar to the above quote. | *A character almost exactly like this one appears in the movie ''[[wikipedia:Gremlins 2|Gremlins 2]]'', and his first line is very similar to the above quote. | ||
[[Category:Combat Adventures]] | [[Category:Combat Adventures]] | ||
Revision as of 19:34, 8 July 2007
| Erudite gremlin | |
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| Monster ID | 546 |
| Locations | Out By that Rusted-Out Car, Over Where the Old Tires Are, The Junkyard (Post-War), The Junkyard (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 170 |
| Attack | 171 |
| Defense | 152 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | gremlin juice, gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Frat Boy), extra-potent gremlin mutagen (if Retrieve Yossarian's Tools was completed as a Hippy) |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting an erudite gremlinThis gremlin appears to have gone through some sort of genetic mutation that dramatically increased its intelligence. Sadly, the mutation did nothing for its looks -- it's still a slimy, mottled-green thing with a mouthful of fangs. It looks up at you, croaks "I...wanna...." and then begins speaking in a perfectly enunciated, mellifluous baritone. "I want to talk about what's going on in this junkyard," it says. "It seems that you are intent on engaging in some sort of altercation with me. While I am normally a pacifist, intellectual creature, I must confess that on some level I would really like to eviscerate, decapitate, and otherwise cause you to cease living."
Hit Message(s):
He tries to harm you with words, but when that doesn't work he resorts to sticks and stones, which work as advertised. Ooh! Oof!
His witty verbal barbs don't hurt you, but the serrated barbs on his claws certainly do. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!
He whips out a crescent wrench from somewhere, places it on your finger, and carefully calibrates how tightly he has to adjust it to make you scream bloody murder. Oof! Oof! Ooh! Argh!
He uses the random junk around him to make an automatic eyeball-peeler, then uses it on you. Gah! Aiee! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
 | You gain ? Meat |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Junkyard.
Notes
- Never misses.
References
- A character almost exactly like this one appears in the movie Gremlins 2, and his first line is very similar to the above quote.
