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Revision as of 15:45, 17 February 2010

evil spaghetti cult middle-manager You're fighting an evil spaghetti cult middle-manager

When you think of evil cultists, you probably think either of the high priest who tears the still-beating heart out of the sacrifice's torso, or the huge crowds of guys standing in the background chanting to "O Fortuna". Obviously, though, you also need some guys to schedule the event, make sure the chanters know their lines, and file the paperwork afterwards. This is one of those guys, and frankly they're among the most evil of the bunch. How much of a surprise this is to you is determined by how much time you've ever spent sitting in a cubicle.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He accuses you of having a "case of the Mondays."

Fumble Message:

not known


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