Ewe

Ewe
Monster ID	2447
Locations	chained wanderer in 11 Things I Hate About U
Hit Points	?
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie + 5
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle + 5
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	butt, head, leg, tail
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a ewe

A malevolent ewe approaches, eyeless and evil. Its matted wool bulges in irregular juts and humps, stuffed full of stolen items.

Hit Message(s):

The blind ewe somehow locates your <ear> and headbutts you in it. Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Eek! Oof! Ouch!

The ewe somehow stares you down. You shudder. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ow!

The ewe rearranges the alphabet to put itself directly on top of your <ear>. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

The blind ewe somehow locates your <ear> and headbutts you in it. Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ooh! (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

The ewe's other four senses don't compensate for its blindness, and its attempt at a headbutt goes awry.

The ewe gazes blankly at your <ear>, but neither sees it nor accomplishes anything.

Unable to see you, the ewe just stands there there and doesn't weep out of the no eyes that adorn her head.

Fumble Message:

The ewe's other four senses don't compensate for its blindness, and its attempt at a headbutt goes awry. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs randomly as a chained combat in [[]].

Notes

• Scaling monster
• Drops all items it has stolen from previous fights