Fancypants Scarecrow Messages (P-Z)

The Fancypants Scarecrow familiar has different functions depending on what pants it wears.

P

• Palm-frond capris:

• Pants of the Slug Lord:

• Paper-plate-mail pants:

• Paperclip pants:

• Parasitic tentacles:

• Penguin shorts:

• Penguinskin mini-kilt:

• Penguinskin mini-skirt:

• Pig-iron shinguards:

• Pin-stripe slacks:

• Pink pinkslip slip:

• Pixel pants:

• Plexiglass pants:

• Poodle skirt:

• Pottery training pants:

R

• Radio Free Pants:

• Rusty metal greaves:

S

• Sealhide leggings:

• Slime-covered greaves:

• Snailmail breeches:

• Snow pants:

• Snowboarder pants:

• Spandex anniversary shorts:

• Spangly mariachi pants:

• Spooky Putty leotard:

• Square sponge pants:

• Stainless steel slacks:

• Star pants:

• Sticky meat kilt:

• Sticky meat pants:

• Sticky meat skirt:

• Stinky cheese diaper:

• Studded leather boxer shorts:

• Sugar shorts:

• Swashbuckling pants:

T

• The Necbromancer's Shorts:

	"These cargo short pants remind me of the heady days when I was a member of the secret society at my preparatory school!" Boss says, then whips out a paddle and smacks them for X damage.

	"I do fondly remember the hazing rituals we put the pledges through at the preparatory academy," Boss says. You relax as he regales you with stories of booze, humiliation, and buggery.

You gain some hit points.

You gain some Mana Points.

• Tighty whiteys:

• Time trousers:

	"Trousers fashioned of compressed time? A capital idea!" <name> exclaims. "Once you've accounted for the conversion rate, they're nearly as good as a pair I once owned entirely made of money. Made going to the casino a bit of a scandal, though, eh what?" He laughs heartily and claps your opponent on the back, knocking the wind out of it.

• Travoltan trousers:

• Tree skirt:

• Tropical Crimbo Shorts:

• Trousers of the white knight:

• Troutpiece:

• Turtle wax greaves:

• Turtlemail breeches:

U

• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants:

	"Say, this reminds me of a rather amusing anecdote involving accidental nudity and a Crimbo pressie gone awry, back when I was a young lad at preparatory school," <name> says. You kick back and relax as he tells you the story.

You gain some hit points.

You gain some Mana Points.

V

• Volartta's bellbottoms:

• Voluminous Radio Pants:

W

• [White satin pants[]]:

• Wumpus-hair loincloth:

Y

• Yakskin kilt:

• Yakskin pants:

• Yakskin skirt:

Z

• Zombo's grievous greaves:

References

Fancypants Scarecrow Pants Messages
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