Fancypants Scarecrow Messages (P-Z)

The Fancypants Scarecrow familiar has different functions depending on what pants it wears.

P

• Palm-frond capris:

• Pants of the Slug Lord:

• Paper-plate-mail pants:

• Paperclip pants:

• Parasitic tentacles:

	"I say, I am unaccustomed to squelching my legs into a hideous writhing mass of tentacles," <Name> says, frowning haughtily. "It's really making me want to do the most frightful things to this creature you're fighting." It looks a little worried.

	"If I am to wear this hideous creature as a garment," <Name> says, "I might as well make the most of it." The he leaps on it and strangles it with his suckers for 1 (+1) (+1) (+1) (+1) (+11-21) (+1) damage.

• Penguin shorts:

• Penguinskin mini-kilt:

• Penguinskin mini-skirt:

• Pig-iron shinguards:

• Pin-stripe slacks:

• Pink pinkslip slip:

• Pixel pants:

• Plexiglass pants:

• Poodle skirt:

• Pottery training pants:

R

• Radio Free Pants:

• Rusty metal greaves:

S

• Sealhide leggings:

• Slime-covered greaves:

• Snailmail breeches:

	"Much like the creature on my family's coat of arms, the mighty snail, I shall slowly but surely gain victory over you, blackguard! And possibly leave a shiny trail in my wake!" <name> shouts, startling your opponent considerably.

	"Tell me, have you ever seen the mating dance of the common garden snail? It's really something to observe," <name> says, and then tries to imitate it for you.

• Snow pants:

• Snowboarder pants:

• Spandex anniversary shorts:

	"Well, these trousers certainly leave little to the imagination. I do hope your imagination is insufficient to imagine that little bit that remains," <Name> says, winking and smiling.

• Spangly mariachi pants:

	"These trousers are so fancy they make me feel invincible!" <name> cries. "I am the matador and the bull, and the arena in which they fight! Make your move!" Your opponent shuffles nervously, not sure whether to step up or not.

	"Tell me, <playername>, have you the proper ballroom dance training to dance the tango? No, I thought not. Very well, I shall demonstrate." He dances ferociously, clapping and stomping.

• Spooky Putty leotard:

• Square sponge pants:

• Stainless steel slacks:

• Star pants:

• Sticky meat kilt:

• Sticky meat pants:

• Sticky meat skirt:

• Stinky cheese diaper:

• Studded leather boxer shorts:

• Sugar shorts:

• Swashbuckling pants:

T

• The Necbromancer's Shorts:

	"These cargo short pants remind me of the heady days when I was a member of the secret society at my preparatory school!" Boss says, then whips out a paddle and smacks them for X damage.

	"I do fondly remember the hazing rituals we put the pledges through at the preparatory academy," Boss says. You relax as he regales you with stories of booze, humiliation, and buggery.

You gain some hit points.

You gain some Mana Points.

• Tighty whiteys:

• Time trousers:

	"Trousers fashioned of compressed time? A capital idea!" <name> exclaims. "Once you've accounted for the conversion rate, they're nearly as good as a pair I once owned entirely made of money. Made going to the casino a bit of a scandal, though, eh what?" He laughs heartily and claps your opponent on the back, knocking the wind out of it.

	*No message yet*

You gain 1 Adventure.

• Travoltan trousers:

• Tree skirt:

• Tropical Crimbo Shorts:

• Trousers of the white knight:

• Troutpiece:

• Turtle wax greaves:

• Turtlemail breeches:

	<name> says, "I say, these pants have a most pleasant jingle to them, don't you think? It reminds me of the ancient metal discs folks used to use as currency." Your opponent looks perplexed at the notion of metal discs as money.

	<name> says, "by the jingling of my pants, I feel quite inclined to dance!" and dances a little jig.

U

• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants:

	"Say, this reminds me of a rather amusing anecdote involving accidental nudity and a Crimbo pressie gone awry, back when I was a young lad at preparatory school," <name> says. You kick back and relax as he tells you the story.

You gain some hit points.

You gain some Mana Points.

V

• Volartta's bellbottoms:

• Voluminous Radio Pants:

W

• White satin pants:

• Wumpus-hair loincloth:

Y

• Yakskin kilt:

• Yakskin pants:

• Yakskin skirt:

Z

• Zombo's grievous greaves:

References

Fancypants Scarecrow Pants Messages
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