Fat stacks of cash

fat stacks of cash

These are some fat stacks of cash. Too bad you can't spend cash in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Oh well. Maybe somebody else can use it for something.

Type: combat item (reusable)
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

(In-game plural: fat stacks of fat stacks of cash)

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Item number: 185
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Obtained From

The Heap

I Refuse!

Items

briefcase (sometimes)

When Used

• Against the penguins at the Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory:

You hold out your fat stacks of cash to the penguin. He looks around to make sure nobody is watching. "Yeah, I suppose the boss wouldn't notice if just one of these crates went missing..." he says. "One of what crates?" you reply. "Exactly." says the penguin, as he waddles off. You acquire an item: battered Crimbo Crate or You acquire an item: dusty Crimbo crate or You acquire an item: sturdy Crimbo crate

• Against a Copperhead Club bartender, if you are in a clan with A Speakeasy:

The bartender takes the cash, and his expression softens for a minute. He's apparently not used to tips this big. "Boy, thanks," he says. "You wouldn't believe the clientele around here. If they're not shooting you, they're ordering drinks that don't exist, like <drink name>. can[sic] you believe it? They didn't teach me how to make <drink name> in bartending school, I'll tell you that for sure." A moment later he remembers that he's still in combat with you, and starts being aggressive again.

• Against Group monsters:

	You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponentss[sic] faces. They are unimpressed.

• Otherwise:

	You wave the fat stacks of cash in front of your opponent's face. He is unimpressed.

Notes

• Using this item in combat does nothing. The message appears and the round does not advance.
• Before a hidden change on November 25, 2014, this item could be reused indefinitely to waste a turn in combat. It was one of the most popular items in conjunction with the Star Starfish Trick.
• Not consumed on use against monsters other than Old Crimbo Town Toy Factory penguins or the Copperhead bartender.
  • On its first use per day, the penguin would always drop a sturdy Crimbo crate. On the second and third uses, the penguin would drop a dusty Crimbo crate, and all other uses would give battered Crimbo Crates.
    • The penguins in Don Crimbo's Compound wouldn't take the bribe either.
  • The drink name given by the bartender, used to unlock a drink in the Speakeasy, varies from clan to clan.
    • The flavor of drink will be a vegetable or fruit (examples include apricot, lime, chard, rhubarb, onion, huckleberry, and garlic).
    • The type of drink will be either daiquiris, margaritas, or mojitos.

Collection

• 🥇: theLRM jr (#1665214) - 575,507
• 🥈: Flatt U Lance (#252058) - 519,005
• 🥉: WARriorer (#1634187) - 363,000
• #4: Dysis (#1878613) - 302,309
• #5: slifty (#1740367) - 245,140
• #6: Atoya (#1884174) - 242,905
• #7: The Patron Saint of Depravity (#1581073) - 169,418
• #8: Goldman Sachs (#2611322) - 166,823
• #9: Lynnielily (#1779924) - 142,849
• #10: Kbpikachu (#2188201) - 141,537

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