Alert mariachi

Alert mariachi
Monster ID	860
Locations	The Barracks
Hit Points	250
Attack	200
Defense	180
Initiative	300
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	percent
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	spangly mariachi pants, spangly mariachi vest, spangly sombrero
Pickpocket	hacienda key
Accordion	alarm accordion
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an alert mariachi

It looks like you've been spotted by one of Lopez's goons. It further looks like you'd better act fast before he calls the whole barracks down around your ears, as being stomped on by two or three dozen mariachis isn't exactly on your list of pleasant evening diversions.

You notice an accordion strapped to his back... Do you dare?

Special Move(s):

The bandit shouts "¡Ayuda! ¡Un intruso!" You try to run away, but he grabs you by the collar and manages to hold you just long enough for a good dozen or more bandits to pour into the room and pummel the everloving crap out of you before literally throwing you out.

You lose (all) hit points.

You acquire an item: spangly mariachi pants (? chance)*

You acquire an item: spangly sombrero (? chance)*

You acquire an item: spangly mariachi vest (? chance)*

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After Combat

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Occurs at The Barracks.

Notes

• Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a hacienda key from about ?% of pickpocket attempts (once per ascension).
• This monster replaces the surprised mariachi at the end of any combat round in which the surprised mariachi is allowed to act (not staggered or stunned).
• If this monster is allowed to act, you will be beaten up. There is no defense against this except to stun/stagger the monster.
• If you are an Accordion Thief, the following text is added to the description:

You notice an accordion strapped to his back... Do you dare?

• Stealing the accordion gives the message:

Hell yes you dare. You grab the accordion right out from under where his nose would be if he had a nose on the back of his head, consequences be damned.

You acquire an item: alarm accordion