Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

You're fighting Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

Seated languidly on a tall dais in the middle of this chamber is Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies and second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition.

"Well well well," she purrs, in a voice like oiled silk. "An overlander in my domain. No doubt you've come to foil my plans to destroy DeGrassi Knoll."

She rises smoothly from her throne. She's tall for a fairy -- six feet if she's an inch, and most of it stem. As she strides down the steps toward you, wisps of her dress waft in the breeze like tendrils of black smoke.

She smiles at you, then rears back and violently smashes her forehead into the bridge of your nose.

Huh -- you hadn't expected her to be a brawler.

She gets the jump on you.

Queen Felonia hisses, "Stitch this!" and slashes you in the giblets with a broken whiskey bottle. Ow! Oof! Ugh! Eek!

Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. Argh! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh!

Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern.

You win the fight!

You acquire an item: spooky cosmetics bag
You acquire an item: spooky bicycle chain

You gain 4 Beefiness.
You gain 6 Magicalness.

You gain 5 Cheek.