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{{battletop|image=felonia.gif|a=|name=Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|text=Seated languidly on a tall dais in the middle of this chamber is Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies and second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition. | {{battletop|image=felonia.gif|a=|name=Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies|text=Seated languidly on a tall dais in the middle of this chamber is Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies and second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition. | ||
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Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. <font color=red>'''Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!'''</font> | Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. <font color=red>'''Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!'''</font> | ||
Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. <font color=red>'''Argh! Ow! Oof! Ugh | Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. <font color=red>'''Argh! Ow! Oof! Ugh!'''</font> | ||
You dive out of the way as Queen Felonia tries to smash a barstool over your back. | |||
Queen Felonia gets you in a choke-hold, but you elbow her in the groin and slip out of her grasp. | |||
Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern. | Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern. | ||
[[image:bchain.gif]]You acquire an item: '''[[spooky bicycle chain]]''' | [[image:bchain.gif]]You acquire an item: '''[[spooky bicycle chain]]''' | ||
[[image:cosbag.gif]]You acquire an item: '''[[spooky cosmetics bag]]''' | [[image:cosbag.gif]]You acquire an item: '''[[spooky cosmetics bag]]''' | ||
Revision as of 07:57, 29 July 2005
Queen Felonia hisses, "Stitch this!" and slashes you in the giblets with a broken whiskey bottle. Ow! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!
Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. Argh! Ow! Oof! Ugh!
You dive out of the way as Queen Felonia tries to smash a barstool over your back.
Queen Felonia gets you in a choke-hold, but you elbow her in the groin and slip out of her grasp.
Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern.
You acquire an item: spooky bicycle chain
You acquire an item: spooky cosmetics bag
You gain 4 Beefiness.
You gain 6 Magicalness.
