Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

Queen Felonia hisses, "Stitch this!" and slashes you in the <bung> with a broken whiskey bottle. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Ow! (spooky damage)

Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. Eek! Argh! Ooh! Oof! (spooky damage)

Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Eek! (spooky damage)

You dive out of the way as Queen Felonia tries to smash a barstool over your <bung>.

Queen Felonia gets you in a choke-hold, but you elbow her in the <bung> and slip out of her grasp.

Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern.

You acquire spooky bicycle chains

You acquire spooky cosmetics bags

If you have a Spooky Gravy Fairy equipped:

You acquire miniature cartons of clove cigarettes

You gain 15 <substat>.

Refrences

The Smashing a barstool over your head attack is probably a refrence to any movie with a barroom brawl (and most of her attacks are as well) where one patron of the bar will get a barstool (or chair) smashed over their head.

And, second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition part is probably a refrence to her losing to the Naughty Sorceress.