Felonia, Queen of the Spooky Gravy Fairies

Queen Felonia hisses, "Stitch this!" and slashes you in the <ear> with a broken whiskey bottle. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Eek! (spooky damage)

Queen Felonia breaks a pool cue over her knee and bludgeons you with the heavy end. Ugh! Ooh! Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)

Queen Felonia maliciously knees you in the reproductive organs. Ugh! Eek! Oof! Eek! (spooky damage)

You dive out of the way as Queen Felonia tries to smash a barstool over your <ear>.

Queen Felonia gets you in a choke-hold, but you elbow her in the <ear> and slip out of her grasp.

Queen Felonia looks around for a window to throw you through, then remembers she lives in an underground cavern.

Queen Felonia takes a wild swing at you, but totally misses. Patrick Swayze she ain't.

You acquire an item: spooky bicycle chain (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: spooky cosmetics bag (100% chance)*

• If you have a Spooky Gravy Fairy equipped:

You acquire an item: miniature carton of clove cigarettes (100% chance)*

You gain 15 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Spooky Gravy Barrow.

References

• The "second-place winner of the Kingdom of Loathing's Most Evil Hotness Competition" is likely due to her losing to The Naughty Sorceress.