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Revision as of 17:01, 29 July 2008
Fernswarthy's letter
This is an old, crumpled, yellowing piece of paper you found in Fernswarthy’s grave.
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item
(In-game plural: Fernswarthy's letters)
Drop Location
- The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt or Post-Cyrpt)
- A Grave Situation (one-time drop)
When Used
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| The letter reads: Dear hooligans,
I knew you little bastards wouldn't be able to resist digging up my corpse after I've died, so I've prepared a little surprise for you! Well, assuming you'd be surprised by demons pouring through a gate from Hey Deze and ripping out your stinking innards. Most people would be. Once, I sent demons after this little whippersnapper who kept coming up to my front window and making faces at me -- he had to carry his face around in a paper bag after that! "Johnny Bag-Face", they used to call him. I hear tell he got a job in chartered accountancy after school, you can make good money doing that if you've got a head for figures. Anyway, glad to hear you're enjoying your vacation in the Distant Lands. Bring me a mango when you come back. Maybe we'll go dancing and I'll show you how I won the trophy for my Lindy Shuffle back in '36! Love, Ferny coffee bread cigarettes pudding liniment |
Notes
- Part of The Wizard of Ego quest.
References
- The "job in chartered accountancy" is a recurring joke on Monty Python's Flying Circus.
