Fire Fighter

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Fire Fighter
Monster ID	1686
Locations	A Crowd of Adventurers
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel	handful of fire
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Fire Fighter

You approach a woman with bright orange hair and ask if you're in the right place for the Hottest Adventurer contest. "You are, but I warn you -- the competition is pretty hot!" she says.

"Okay, I don't have time for another pun-off. Let's just fight and get it over with."

"Aww," she says, "the fire pun shtick is pretty much all I've got. Oh, and also these magical flame powers." A wreath of flame springs into existence around her and she advances on you.

Hit Message(s):

She punches you in the <lower back> with her red-hot fist. It sizzles as your <lower back>-fat boils away. Ugh! Ow! Oof! (hot damage)

She burns the midnight oil, by which I mean that she douses our^[sic] <arse> in oil and sets it ablaze. Oof! Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)

She burns your candle at both ends by setting your <ear> and your <throat> on fire at the same time. Ooh! Ow! Argh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She burns your candle at both ends by setting your <throat> and your <knee> on fire at the same time. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

She rushes toward you, but you spray her with a fire extinguisher.

She dives at you, but you deflect her with a wet blanket.

She throws a flaming punch, but you stop, drop, and roll out of the way.

Fumble Message:

She throws a flaming punch, but you stop, drop, and roll out of the way (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain ~40-50? <substat>.

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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.