All-purpose cleaner

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all-purpose cleaner

This is a bottle of that bright blue, curious-smelling liquid that janitors everywhere use to clean everything from eyeglasses to toxic waste spills. Nobody knows what's in it, or what effect its fumes might have on your sensitive brain cells.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 55 Meat.

(In-game plural: all-purpose cleaners)

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Item number: 3019
Description ID: 523018058
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Drop Location

• The F'c'le

When Used

You rub the all-purpose cleaner all over your body. The fumes give you a really, really serious headache.

You acquire an effect: Soul-Crushing Headache (duration: 10 Adventures)

Notes

• Removes a negative status effect, including Goofball Withdrawal, when used.
• Only removes one negative status effect per use.
• Given two or more negative status effects, it appears to choose purely at random which effect to remove. Its choice seems unaffected by such characteristics as seriousness of effect, duration, priority of acquisition, or place in status queue.
• Soul-Crushing Headache, although a negative effect, will not cure itself - you can't replace a big headache with a smaller one.

Collection

• 🥇: Billy Mays (#1867148) - 124,602
• 🥈: Jef (#889940) - 31,337
• 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 25,246
• #4: Barry Scott (#1163299) - 22,453
• #5: Borax The Clean (#62164) - 6,909
• #6: Mr H (#1622728) - 4,329
• #7: JCS (#1543390) - 1,991
• #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,769
• #9: SecondChances (#3422164) - 1,337
• #10: Snugglypoo (#198283) - 1,243

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