Fist Turkey

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Familiar number: 188
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Fist Turkey
Belligerent bird Likes to fight and throw back booze What a fowl temper.

Does all sorts of crazy things

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Ability: Increases item drops, attacks enemies (sometimes stunning them), can give stats or meat at the start of combat, drops Ambitious Turkey

Throne/Bjorn: Weapon Damage +20, attacks opponents

Hatchling: fist turkey outline

Familiar-Specific Equipment: brass turkey knuckles

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• At the start of combat:

  <name> scratches the ground disinterestedly, unearthing a small bit of meat you missed.

  You gain X Meat.

  <name> scratches the ground, notices he has a little meat caught between his talons, and gives it to you.

  You gain X Meat.

  <name> pecks at the ground like it just insulted his mother, unearthing a little bit of meat.

  You gain X Meat.

  <name> puts his eye to the ground, gobbles a couple of times, and points at some meat you missed.

  You gain X Meat.

  <name> gobbles excitedly, scratches deep into the earth, and unearths a treasure trove of meat!

  You gain X Meat.

  <name> challenges you to a push-up contest, which he wins.

  You gain Z Strongness.

  <name> thinks a guy way off in the distance is making fun of him, so he takes off running and you have to chase him down. It's quite the workout.

  You gain Z Beefiness.

  <name> gives you a fist-bump and a chest-bump.

  You gain Z Strengthliness.

  <name> punches you on the shoulder so hard you see stars. And the stars reveal mystic secrets.

  You gain Z Mysteriousness.

  <name> scratches at the ground. When you look down, you see he's accidentally scratched a deeply mystical rune.

  You gain Z Mysteriousness.

  <name> jumps up and down while keeping his head perfectly steady. It looks profoundly supernatural.

  You gain Z Enchantedness.

  <name> accidentally headbutts you. You fall unconscious for a moment and have a profound and mystical dream.

  You gain Z Magicalness.

  <name> flexes his fist-muscles, inspiring you to work on your own flexing.

  You gain Z Sarcasm.

  <name> teaches you a cool new fist-bump.

  You gain Z Roguishness.

  <name> teaches you a surprisingly cool turkey-in-the-straw dance.

  You gain Z Smarm.

• During Combat:

  <name> does a one-two kick with its creepy taloned feet for Y damage.

  <name> wing-smacks your opponent for Y damage.

  <name> Bonjamin headbutts your opponent for Y damage.

  <name> wattle-whips your opponent for Y damage.

  <name> beak-slams your opponent for Y damage.

  <name> kicks your opponent with its creepy dinosaur talons for Y damage.

  <name> smacks your opponent repeatedly with his hard, reptilian feet. He looks a little out of it, and takes Y damage. (stuns)

  <name> viciously wattle-whips your opponent until she looks dizzy and out-of-sorts, doing Y damage. (stuns)

  <name> buffets your opponent with his wings until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing Y damage. (stuns)

  <name> viciously pecks your opponent until he can barely stand, staggering him and doing Y damage. (stuns)

  <name> headbutts your opponent extra hard, staggering him and doing Y damage. (stuns)

• After Combat:

  <name> flaps its wings and does an aggressive territorial turkey dance.

  <name> cranks up some of its favorite jive music and dances along in the straw.

  <name> cranks up some hardcore punk music and slam-dances in the straw.

  <name> does the Funky Turkey, which is like the Funky Chicken, but more violent.

  <name> finds a little pile of straw and does that ol' "turkey in the straw" dance.

• Sometimes after combat:

  <name> hops up with a bottle of booze under his wing. Best not to ask where it came from.

  <name> hops around for a second, squawks, and a bottle of booze drops from somewhere presumably cloacal in nature.

  <name> squawks, drops into a squat, and stands up with a bottle of booze under its wing. Don't ask where it came from.

  You acquire an item: Ambitious Turkey

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> flaps his veiny wings, buffeting your opponents for xx damage

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> starts scratching at the ground, and doesn't stop until he's found a nice cache of meat.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> slam-dances around the Maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> belligerent beak pokes through the Wax Lips.

Notes

• The Fist Turkey always acts on the first round. However, sometimes he attacks instead of giving meat or stats.
• Only 5 bottles of Ambitious Turkey drop per day.

References

• While being a reference to the hand turkey drawings, it's also a reference to the in-game Hand Turkey, one of the oldest Mr. Store items.