Foreseeing Peril

Choice adventure number: 1558

Foreseeing Peril

You can foresee peril X more times today.

Foresee peril for

Player name or Id

Foresee

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You gaze into your Peridot and foresee a horrible future for <player>. You send them a message to alert them.

I have been given a vision of the future, and in that vision you have an encounter with something. Something... appealing. You acquire an item: banana

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In the future, you will need to learn how to protect yourself from an attacker armed with a banana! The trick will be to disarm them, like so: You acquire an item: banana

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I have seen a future in which you go on youtube and watch the documentary "The History of Slipping on Banana Peels", by Jon Bois. This isn't a joke, it's super good. You acquire an item: banana

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I foresee that, sometime in the near future, you will be unable to hear anyone, because you will have a banana in your ear. This banana. You acquire an item: banana

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I foresee that you will be walking down a hallway when suddenly, out of nowhere, you will slip on a peel. Then you will turn and find that someone placed the peel there as a trap and they will throw a whole, unpeeled banana at you! You acquire an item: banana

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I foresee a future where you fall into a giant ice cream sundae. You acquire an item: cherry

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I have seen your future, and you fate will not be pretty. Only your pleas will be pretty, because of this cherry on top. You acquire an item: cherry

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I had a premonition where something happened to you in France. I don't know what. Really I just needed the excuse to say mon chéri. You acquire an item: cherry

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I have foreseen a terrible future, in which you have a crush on someone named Mary, but totally fail to get into Mary's chinos. You acquire an item: cherry

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??? You acquire an item: cherry

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I have had an omen of a terrible future, a future filled with raisins! Fortunately, you've got some time. You acquire an item: grapes

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The future shows me that you may soon find yourself choking on an uncut grape. Maybe consider chewing. You acquire an item: grapes

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??? You acquire an item: grapes

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??? You acquire an item: grapes

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??? You acquire an item: grapes

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I have foreseen a terrible thing from the past! Wait, I guess that's just remembering. Anyway I remembered that terrible internet thing with the annoying orange. God, I hated it so much. You acquire an item: orange

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I have forseen your death! You will die of a heart attack while entertaining your grandson with orange-peel monster teeth. So, I dunno, maybe don't do that. You acquire an item: orange

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I foresee a future where jokes are being written about fruit, and someone arrives on the job late and is a little bummed that someone else has already done the "orange you glad" one. You acquire an item: orange

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??? You acquire an item: orange

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??? You acquire an item: orange

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I have foreseen a terrible future where you stand accused of buying and murdering fruit, and are forced to face a jury of your... pears. You acquire an item: pear

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I foresee a possible future where your life is filled with peril and strife. No, actually pears and strife. That's not so bad! You acquire an item: pear

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I have foreseen a future in which someone accused you of casting something before swine, but they were kind of far away and I'm not sure I heard them correctly. You acquire an item: pear

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I have forseen a future in which someone offers you a pair of something but only gives you one. A really dumb future. You acquire an item: pear

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??? You acquire an item: pear

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Occurs after using the [foresee peril] link on the Peridot of Peril.

Notes

• X resets to 3 each day.
• Target player receives a message in their inbox with the foreseen peril and attached fruit.
  • Message is prefaced with "<Your Player Name> has foreseen peril in your future!"