Fruit Golem: Difference between revisions

From A KoL Wiki
imported>Neuroweapon
imported>Evilkolbot
References: no, no it doesn't (except in your fantasies)
Line 28: Line 28:
*The second missed attack is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Soul Coughing|Soul Coughing]] song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
*The second missed attack is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Soul Coughing|Soul Coughing]] song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
*The successful hit combat message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
*The successful hit combat message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
*The description about it being a Fruit Golem not a Fruity Golem and the internal bleeding is a reference to homosexuality in males where anal sex is common and can cause internal bleeding.


[[Category:Adventure]]
[[Category:Adventure]]

Revision as of 21:02, 16 June 2006

Template:Battletop

It pelts you with a barrage of apples. Looks like an apple a day keeps the doctor in business. Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

It throws a mango at you, hitting you right in the <forehead>. Ooh! Oof! Ow! Oof!

It whacks you with a grapefruit, leaving a grapefruit-sized bruise on your <forehead>. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!


It winds up to throw a coconut at you, but slips on a banana peel and misses. Irony!

It throws a mango at you, but you move aside and let the mango through.

It tries to hit you with a grapefruit, but misses, because a grapefruit is neither a grape nor a fruit. Either that or because you dodged.

It hits you with a barrage of grapes. They let out a little whine as they fly through the air, but don't really hurt when they hit.


You acquire 16.5% chance cherries
You acquire 14.8% chance oranges
You acquire 15.6% chance limes
You gain 11-12 <substat>.

Occurs at Menagerie Level 1.

References

  • The second missed attack is a reference to the Soul Coughing song "Super Bon Bon," which contains the line "Move aside, and let the man go through."
  • The successful hit combat message is a reference to the quote "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."