Fudge monkey

Fudge monkey
Monster ID	1117
Locations	Fudge Mountain
Hit Points	100
Attack	80
Defense	72
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	fudgecule
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a fudge monkey

Would it shock you greatly if I told you this was a little monkey made out of fudge? Of course not. Would that description inform you at all? No it would not. Am I not really a fan of this particular brand of one-sided conversation via asking and answering my own questions? Not really.

What was I talking about again? Oh, right. This is a tree-swinging, tailed primate made out of cocoa, butter, and sugar. At least the poo it flings is delicious.

Hit Message(s):

It bares its teeth and chitters at you, then chokes you with its prehensile tail.

It curls up its clever little hands into fists and pummels you in the ear. Bad monkey!

Critical Hit Message:

It calls over eleven more of its buddies to scratch and bite you. They probably gave you some horrific super-flu, too. Simian jerks.

Miss Message(s):

It turns around and moons you. Cheeky monkey.

It hurls a chocolate coconut at you, but you just add it to your lovely bunch (deedly-dee-dee).

It hangs from a tree limb above you and chitters angrily.

It peels a chocolate banana and tosses the peel at you. You pick it up and deposit it in a trash receptacle, which is less funny than slipping on it, but also less likely to put you in the hospital.

Fumble Message:

It falls out of a tree and smashes into a dozen rhesus pieces. It takes it a while to reassemble itself. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire 5−6 fudgecules

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Occurs at Fudge Mountain.

References

• The chocolate coconut miss message (deedly-dee-dee) references the song, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.
• The fumble message is a play on the Rhesus monkey and the candy, Reese's Pieces.