Fuzzy Dice

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Fuzzy Dice
Groovy plushness, but What does it do? Better ask "What doesn't it do?"

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Ability: Mostly attacks enemies, but sometimes attacks you, gives you meat, HP, or MP, or keeps enemies from attacking

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: fuzzy dice

Familiar-Specific Equipment: meatcar model

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message(s):

<name> begins to roll.

• Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake and attacks you for <familiar's weight> damage.
• Three. <name> begins to glow with an unearthly blue light.

You gain <familiar's weight> Mana Points.

• Four. <name> grows a coating of nasty-looking spikes, and slams into your opponent for <familiar's weight> damage.
• Five. <name> glares at your opponent menacingly. A calm fills the air.
• Six. <name> rolls up next to you and soothes some of your wounds.

You gain <familiar's weight> hit points.

• Seven. <name> twitches for a little while, but does nothing interesting.
• Eight. <name> forgets what eight was for, and does nothing.
• Nine. <name> trips your opponent. Trippy.
• Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.

You gain 10 Meat.

• Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing <familiar's weight x 2> damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
• Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.

You lose <familiar's weight> hit points.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

<name> finally remembers what eight is for. It's for rifling your slain foe's pockets.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

<name> swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.

• With wax lips equipped:

<name> grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

References

• The results for eight are a reference to the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes, which features the lyric "8, 8, I forgot what 8 was for".

• The results for eleven are a reference to the song "Time Zones" by Negativland - the song, made of clips from a call-in radio show, features a caller noting that the Soviet Union has 11 time zones, which is "ridiculous, it's not even funny."