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Think of the other classes!
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Eleven shows up everywhere - no need to explicitly state the reference here, just link to the page
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::*Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.
::*Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.
<center>[[Image:Meat.gif|Meat]] You gain 10 Meat.</center>
<center>[[Image:Meat.gif|Meat]] You gain 10 Meat.</center>
::*Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing <familiar's weight x 2> damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
::*[[Eleven]]. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing <familiar's weight x 2> damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
::*Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.
::*Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.
<center>[[Image:Hp1.gif|HP]] You lose <familiar's weight> hit points.</center>
<center>[[Image:Hp1.gif|HP]] You lose <familiar's weight> hit points.</center>
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==References==
==References==
* The results for eight are a reference to the song ''"Kiss Off"'' by the [[Wikipedia:Violent Femmes|Violent Femmes]], which features the lyric "8, 8, I forgot what 8 was for".
* The results for eight are a reference to the song ''"Kiss Off"'' by the [[Wikipedia:Violent Femmes|Violent Femmes]], which features the lyric "8, 8, I forgot what 8 was for".
* The results for eleven are a reference to the song ''"Time Zones"'' by [[Wikipedia:Negativland|Negativland]] - the song, made of clips from a call-in radio show, features a caller noting that the Soviet Union has 11 time zones, which is "ridiculous, it's not even funny."


[[Category:Familiars]]
[[Category:Familiars]]
[[Category:Familiar:Available through play]]
[[Category:Familiar:Available through play]]

Revision as of 21:36, 24 May 2006

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Fuzzy Dice

Groovy plushness, but
What does it do? Better ask
"What doesn't it do?"

Ability: Mostly attacks enemies, but sometimes attacks you, gives you meat, HP, or MP, or keeps enemies from attacking

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: fuzzy dice

Familiar-Specific Equipment: meatcar model

Ultimate Cage Match Scavenger Hunt Obstacle Course Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details
Cannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular message(s):
<name> begins to roll.
  • Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake and attacks you for <familiar's weight> damage.
  • Three. <name> begins to glow with an unearthly blue light.
MP You gain <familiar's weight> Mana/Mojo/Muscularity Points.
  • Four. <name> grows a coating of nasty-looking spikes, and slams into your opponent for <familiar's weight> damage.
  • Five. <name> glares at your opponent menacingly. A calm fills the air.
  • Six. <name> rolls up next to you and soothes some of your wounds.
HP You gain <familiar's weight> hit points.
  • Seven. <name> twitches for a little while, but does nothing interesting.
  • Eight. <name> forgets what eight was for, and does nothing.
  • Nine. <name> trips your opponent. Trippy.
  • Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.
Meat You gain 10 Meat.
  • Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing <familiar's weight x 2> damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
  • Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.
HP You lose <familiar's weight> hit points.
<name> finally remembers what eight is for. It's for rifling your slain foe's pockets.
<name> swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.
<name> grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

References

  • The results for eight are a reference to the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes, which features the lyric "8, 8, I forgot what 8 was for".