GOTO

GOTO

A GOTO is a programming language instruction designed to shunt the program to a different part of the code. You don't know where this particular one directs to, or what will happen if you use it on a physical creature, or how any of this is even the slightest bit possible, but it might be fun to find out.

Type: combat item
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
Cannot be traded

(In-game plural: GOTO statements)

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Item number: 4948
Description ID: 183062668
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Obtained From

Menagerie Level 1

BASIC Elemental (only upon acquiring Cold-Blooded Warm Fuzzies)

When Used

	You hurl the GOTO at your opponent, who vanishes with an electronic squelch. You then feel a tap on your shoulder, and turn around to see it standing behind you, looking confused and annoyed.

Notes

• Stuns the opponent for one round.

See Also

• Stunning

Collection

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