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He smacks you repeatedly with his flyswatter, wounding you and killing any number of flies in the process. <font color=red>'''Ugh! Eek!'''</font> | |||
He smacks you on the lower back with his flyswatter. If you were a fly, you'd be toast. <font color=red>'''Ooh! Ow!'''</font> | |||
He swats an enormous horsefly straight into you. It bites off a chunk of your flesh, which is why you shouldn't look a gift horsefly in the mouth. <font color=red>'''Oof! Ow!'''</font> | |||
He summons an army of zombie flies to swarm around you. You spin around swatting them until you fall smack on your %nipple. <font color=red>'''Argh! Ow!'''</font> | |||
He tries to smack you, but you confuse him by asking what you call a fly with no wings. | He tries to smack you, but you confuse him by asking what you call a fly with no wings. | ||
He swings his flyswatter, but you block with your flyswatterswatter, which appears out of nowhere and immediately vanishes. | He swings his flyswatter, but you block with your flyswatterswatter, which appears out of nowhere and immediately vanishes. | ||
He swats a horsefly straight at you, but you're coated in foul-smelling insect repellant. And this particularly horsefly is, indeed, foul-smelling. | |||
He tries to gore you with his horns, but you dodge with your strings. | |||
He summons an army of zombie flies to swarm you, but they're not particularly effectual, what with the decomposing wings and all. | |||
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You're fighting a Gnollish FlyslayerThis is one of the Gnolls whose job it is to clear Degrassi Knoll of the enormous horseflies that plague it. Have you ever seen a horsefly? Or a housefly? Or heard a rubber band? Or... never mind. Just fight the deadly-flyswatter-wielding Gnoll.
He smacks you repeatedly with his flyswatter, wounding you and killing any number of flies in the process. Ugh! Eek!
He smacks you on the lower back with his flyswatter. If you were a fly, you'd be toast. Ooh! Ow!
He swats an enormous horsefly straight into you. It bites off a chunk of your flesh, which is why you shouldn't look a gift horsefly in the mouth. Oof! Ow!
He summons an army of zombie flies to swarm around you. You spin around swatting them until you fall smack on your %nipple. Argh! Ow!
He tries to smack you, but you confuse him by asking what you call a fly with no wings.
He swings his flyswatter, but you block with your flyswatterswatter, which appears out of nowhere and immediately vanishes.
He swats a horsefly straight at you, but you're coated in foul-smelling insect repellant. And this particularly horsefly is, indeed, foul-smelling.
He tries to gore you with his horns, but you dodge with your strings.
He summons an army of zombie flies to swarm you, but they're not particularly effectual, what with the decomposing wings and all.
You gain 22 Meat.
You acquire an item: Gnollish flyswatter
You gain 1 Mysteriousness.
You gain 3 Roguishness.Occurs at Degrassi Knoll
