Got Milk

Got Milk

burp Man, this stuff urp works really well, but belch the heartburn is burp terrible.

You like food; food tastes good.

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Effect number: 211
Description ID: 225aa10e75476b0ad5fa576c89df3901
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Obtained From

• milk of magnesium (5/10/15 Adventures)

Adventure Gains

Raw Food Adventures	Bonus Milk Adventures
0-4	+1
5-7	+2
8-10	+3
11+	+4

Adventure Gains for Common Foods

Here is the final Adventure/Fullness yield for some common food under Got Milk (but neglecting any Opossum or other bonus):

Food	Adv/Fullness Yield
fortune cookie	2 adv/full
hot wing	2.5 adv/full
lemon/strawberry/flower petal pie	2.67 adv/full
boring spaghetti	3.33 adv/full
White Citadel burger	1.75 - 3.36 adv/full (takes 7 days of burgers to reach max adv)
spicy noodles	4 adv/full
bunch of square grapes	4.25 adv/full
reagent pasta	4.83 adv/full
peach/pear/Crimbo pie	4.86 adv/full
key lime pie	5 adv/full
handful of nuts and berries	5.33 adv/full
Knoll lo mein/spooky lo mein	5.38 adv/full
hi mein/chow mein	5.8 adv/full
tofu chow mein	6.33 adv/full
knob pasty	8.5 adv/full

Notes

• Gives bonus 1-4 adventures when eating food, depending on the quality. See the above tables for more information.
• See this forum thread for information.
• Milk of magnesium gives 10-20 adventures per day and accounts for most of the difference between high-value foods on this list. Presumably, the effect of The Opossum has a similar distribution.
• See Best Foods With Got Milk (adventures) for a full list of food per adventure with this effect.
• The effects of munchies pills and milk are not independent. Munchies happens first, then milk works on the munchies-modified food. So, if you're under both effects, then this is what happens:

Raw Food Adventures	Bonus Munchies + Milk Adventures
1	+4
2	+5
3	+5
4	+4
5	+4
6	+5
7	+4
8	+4
9	+4
10+	+5

References

• The effect text is a reference to the 17-second song "I Like Food" by The Descendents, from their 1981 Fat EP:

I like food, food tastes good!

I like food, food tastes good!

Juicy burgers, greasy fries,

Turkey legs and raw fish eyes

Teenage girls, with ketchup too!

Get out of my way, or I'll eat you

I like food, food tastes good!

I like food, food tastes good!

I'm going to turn dining

back into eating

I like food, food tastes good!

I like food, food tastes good!

• The name of this effect is a reference to the long-running "Got Milk?" advertisement campaign in the US.
• As stated in the milk of magnesium entry, the real Milk of Magnesia is intended to quell heartburn.
• The "terrible heartburn" that the flavor text alludes to is due to the reaction of magnesium with water and/or stomach acid.