Government bureaucrat

Government bureaucrat
Monster ID	2095
Locations	When wearing an "I Voted!" sticker
Hit Points	75% of its Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie + 1 (cap at 1 000)
Defense	Player's Muscle + 1 (cap at 1 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	40-60
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm,body,head,leg
Drops	absentee voter ballot, government requisition form
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a government bureaucrat

This government dude is ordering you to stand up straight, tuck in your shirt, and get a haircut. He is also basically ordering you to punch him in the face, although not in actual words.

Hit Message(s):

He staples your <elbow> to your <elbow>. Inconvenient. Argh! Oof! Ow! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: government requisition form (% chance)*

You acquire an item: absentee voter ballot (% chance)*

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Occurs at any location while wearing an "I Voted!" sticker.