Government bureaucrat: Difference between revisions
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He smacks you in the | He smacks you in the {{part}} with his clipboard, then fines you for damage to his clipboard. {{ouch|4}} | ||
He files a large stack of paperwork on the top of your head, and requisitions you a concussion. {{ouch|4}} | He files a large stack of paperwork on the top of your head, and requisitions you a concussion. {{ouch|4}} | ||
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{{acquire|item=government requisition form|chance=%}} | {{acquire|item=government requisition form|chance=%}} | ||
{{acquire|item=absentee voter ballot|chance=%}} | {{acquire|item=absentee voter ballot|chance=%}} | ||
Revision as of 19:17, 8 November 2018
| Government bureaucrat | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2095 |
| Locations | When wearing an "I Voted!" sticker |
| Hit Points | 75% of its Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie + 1 (cap at 1 000) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle + 1 (cap at 1 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 40-60 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm,body,head,leg |
| Drops | absentee voter ballot, government requisition form |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a government bureaucratThis government dude is ordering you to stand up straight, tuck in your shirt, and get a haircut. He is also basically ordering you to punch him in the face, although not in actual words.
Hit Message(s):
He staples your <skull> to your <skull>. Inconvenient. Ooh! Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
He smacks you in the <skull> with his clipboard, then fines you for damage to his clipboard. Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ugh!
He files a large stack of paperwork on the top of your head, and requisitions you a concussion. Ooh! Oof! Ow! Eek!
He looks you up in the organ donors database, makes a check on his clipboard, and takes out one of your kidneys. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ugh! Oof!
He starts to punch you, but when you ask him if his fist has been notarized he doesn't know what to do.
He tries to hit you with a large stack of paperwork, but you've gone paper-free.
He starts to hit you with his clipboard, but you show him your Being Hit (Clipboard) exemption form.
He has to fill out some paperwork before he can attack you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 40-60 Meat. (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)* |
 | You acquire an item: government requisition form (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: absentee voter ballot (% chance)* |
Occurs at any location while wearing an "I Voted!" sticker.
