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{{battletop|image=rober.gif|a=a|name=grave rober|text=This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people ''in'' the graves.}}
{{battletop|image=rober.gif|a=a|name=grave rober|text=This is a grave rober. He steals things from graves. Well, mostly from the people ''in'' the graves.}}


<center>He bangs you in the {{part}} with his spade. You now have pain in spades. {{ouch|2}}
<center>He bangs you in the {{part}} with his spade. You now have pain in spades. {{ouch|2}}
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He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.
He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.


He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.
He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.</center>




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{{acquire|3|image=coffinlid.gif|item=coffin lid|num=3.3% chance}}
{{acquire|3|image=coffinlid.gif|item=coffin lid|num=3.3% chance}}
{{acquire|3|image=Docherb2.gif|item=shysterweed|num=?.?% chance}}
{{acquire|3|image=Docherb2.gif|item=shysterweed|num=?.?% chance}}
 
{{stat|4}}
You gain 4 {{substat}}.</center>
 
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Occurs at [[The Misspelled Cemetary]].
Occurs at [[The Misspelled Cemetary]].

Revision as of 01:39, 12 August 2006

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He bangs you in the <eye> with his spade. You now have pain in spades. Oof! Ugh!

He reaches over and steals a big hunk of your hair. I mean, hair is dead, after all. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!

He knocks you against a tombstone. You get pepperoni in your hair. Argh! Eek! Ugh!

He hits you in the <eye> with his spade. And his club. And his heart. And his diamond. Oof! Argh!


He tries to hit you with his spade, but you dodge it. Ace!

He tries to steal your <eye>, but realizes you're not dead.

He tries to hit you with his spade, but you tell him you heart him and that throws him off.

He tries to knock you against a tombstone, but you're not his huckleberry.


You acquire 4.9% chance dead guys' watches
You acquire ?.?% chance grave robbing shovels
You acquire 3.3% chance coffin lids
You acquire ?.?% chance bundles of shysterweed
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurs at The Misspelled Cemetary.

References

  • Hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades are the suits while an ace is a face value in a deck of cards.
  • "...you're not his huckleberry" refers to a line spoken by Doc Holliday in the 1993 Revisionist Western, Tombstone.
  • The hit message with "pepperoni in your hair" is a reference to Tombstone frozen pizzas.