Grey Goose

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Grey Goose
Did you knowing that a duck's quack doesn't echo? This makes up for it.

Increases item drops from monsters
Can spend its weight to perform various nanite operations

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Ability:

Throne/Bjorn:

Hatchling: grey gosling

Familiar-Specific Equipment: grey down vest

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

		+4 Muscle statgain			8-10 HP
		Staggers*			Deals damage & 10% Delevel*
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

• After Combat:

  <name> does the nanobot. Which is a dance like the robot, but smaller and harder to see.

  <name> does a weird dance-like movement.

  <name> moves as though a collective consciousness is attempting to mimic dance through the quick reorganization of tiny grey particles.

  Sometimes, after combat:
  <name> wobbles a little bit and then ejects a little bolus of mass, which spontaneously reassembles itself into a bottle of booze.
  

  You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> winks at you beneath two Tam O'Shanters. Wait... where'd it get that other one?

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> waddles around the maypole, leaving a trail of grey slime behind it.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  "Qummk qummk," <name> says behind its wax lips.

Notes

• Starting at 6 lbs of base weight, this familiar grants the following combat skills:

Grey Goose skills All skills usable in combat when familiar is 6lbs or heavier. X = familiar base weight - 5 (for a maximum of X = 15)

Skill Amount Effect Base Weight Reset to Emit Matter Duplicating Drones X Makes in-combat drones that duplicate pickpocket-able items after combat. 5 lbs Convert Matter to Protein X3 Gives muscle substats (instead gives X² muscle fullstats in Grey You) 5 lbs Convert Matter to Energy X3 Gives mystically substats (instead gives X² mysticality fullstats in Grey You) 5 lbs Convert Matter to Pomade X3 Gives moxie substats (instead gives X² moxie fullstats in Grey You) 5 lbs Meatify Matter X4 Gives meat instantly. Can only be cast 1/day. 5 lbs Re-Process Matter N/A Only available in the Grey You path Allows the reabsorption of a monster for stats or adventures 1 lb

• After casting, the familiar's weight is reset to the given value in the table
  • Casting certain skills at higher base weight can yield exponentially better rewards (with the exception of Re-Process Matter)

References

• A duck's quack *does* echo, but there's a common urban legend that claims it doesn't.
• This familar and it's random booze drops may be a reference to Grey Goose Vodka.