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Occurs at [[The Haunted Gallery]]. | Occurs at [[The Haunted Gallery]] and the [[Navigation (Bugbear Mothership)]]. | ||
== References == | == References == | ||
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| Ancient unspeakable bugbear | |
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| Monster ID | 1172 |
| Locations | The Haunted Gallery, Navigation (Bugbear Mothership) |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 140 |
| Defense | 126 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, tail, tentacle |
| Drops | BURT |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an ancient unspeakable bugbearCenturies ago, a sect of bugbear shamans discovered that the use of a spice they called "Minaj" allowed them to step outside of time and space to transport themselves across great distances almost instantaneously. There were only a few negative side effects: nausea, sensitivity to light, growth of horrific tentacles and fangs, that kind of thing. Those who have tripped the Minaj the longest exist in eight or nine dimensions at once, and are sanity-bruising monsters in all of them.
Hit Message(s):
It mutters a few guttural syllables of a black and ancient language. Your head throbs. Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
It pulls you across time and space to a black plateau with twisted, blasted shrubbery growing in blasphemous shapes all around. Oh, and without any atmosphere. So that sucks. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Argh! Oof!
It transports half of your body into another dimension. The left half. Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
It turns you at a right angle to your current reality. You bang your head on your own tailbone. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh!
It whips a tentacle around your leg and squeezes. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Argh!
not known
It mutters a few guttural syllables of a black and ancient language. You tell it not to use that kind of language in front of your kids.
It tries to transport you into another dimension, but you stick with the regular ol' three.
It whips a tentacle at you, but you tentatively dodge.
It slumbers for a few aeons. Luckily, that's just a couple of seconds in our time-stream.
 | You acquire an item: BURT (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Haunted Gallery and the Navigation (Bugbear Mothership).
References
In the Dune universe, Navigators consume large quantities of spice melange in order to navigate interstellar space. In the process, their bodies mutate and become very fish like.
Minaj, of course, plays on spice melange and Nicki Minaj
