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One of the drawers pops out and hits you in the {{part}}. {{ouch|6}} | One of the drawers pops out and hits you in the {{part}}. {{ouch|6}} | ||
|miss= | |miss=The nightstand slides across the floor toward you, but you leap onto the top of another nightstand and avoid the collision. | ||
The nightstand tries to hit you with its legs, but your slip between them. It's not as sexy as it sounds, believe me. | |||
It tries to hit you with a drawer, but the drawer slides off of the track. Stupid cheap Swedish nightstand. | |||
|critical=The nightstand rubs its unfinished back against you, giving you splinters in your {{part}}, {{part}}, and {{part}}. {{ouch|6}} | |critical=The nightstand rubs its unfinished back against you, giving you splinters in your {{part}}, {{part}}, and {{part}}. {{ouch|6}} | ||
|fumble=The nightstand slides across the floor toward you at high speed, but trips over a carpet and falls drawers-first on the floor. Fragments of particle-board fly everywhere.}} | |fumble=The nightstand slides across the floor toward you at high speed, but trips over a carpet and falls drawers-first on the floor. Fragments of particle-board fly everywhere.}} | ||
Revision as of 00:12, 22 September 2006
| Animated nightstand | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 406 |
| Locations | The Haunted Bedroom (OLD) |
| Hit Points | 180 |
| Attack | 159 |
| Defense | 153 |
| No-Hit | 169 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | drawer, handle, leg, top |
| Drops | grouchy restless spirit |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an animated nightstandAs you walk into the Haunted Bedroom, you accidentally stub your toe on the leg of a simple wooden nightstand. This accident apparently angers a nearby restless spirit, who possesses the nightstand, causing it to rise up into the air and careen toward you. En garde!
Hit Message(s):
The nightstand slides across the floor toward you at high speed, causing you to passively stub your toe. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Oof!
The nighstand hits you with all four of its legs at the same time. It's got a kick like an entire mule. Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ouch! Ugh!
One of the drawers pops out and hits you in the <kidney>. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ow!
The nightstand rubs its unfinished back against you, giving you splinters in your <kidney>, <kidney>, and <kidney>. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!
The nightstand slides across the floor toward you, but you leap onto the top of another nightstand and avoid the collision.
The nightstand tries to hit you with its legs, but your slip between them. It's not as sexy as it sounds, believe me.
It tries to hit you with a drawer, but the drawer slides off of the track. Stupid cheap Swedish nightstand.
The nightstand slides across the floor toward you at high speed, but trips over a carpet and falls drawers-first on the floor. Fragments of particle-board fly everywhere. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain ? <substat>. |
 | You acquire an item: grouchy restless spirit |
Occurs in The Haunted Bedroom, either as a random combat encounter or as the result of noncombat encounters.
